I like the anticipation. A fun one would be for you to go to an outdoor cafe that had a nice dessert menu and she brings a friend or two. You have to pay for the meal and buy the dessert. She orders a couple very large pies with the appetizers and they have to sit there on the table while she hints at what will come next and when.
Take her out somewhere remote go for a walk tell her to drop her leggings fill her knickers with mess pull up her leggings to gi ve her a messy wedgie then tell her to take off her shoes or boots even better fill them with custard then she can squelch her way back to your car
Anon_Acct said: Buy a birthday cake. Surprise her by smashing it on her head. Sweet and simple!
Was gonna say something similar. Buy her a big cake so she thinks you're being nice and she's really looking forward to eating a piece. Then tell her she's not allowed to eat it, she has to sit on it instead.
Can someone let me know when this thread amounts to more than stream of consciousness jerking off? Cause right now it isn't giving me anything to fap to.