Hello UMD community!

I recently created a profile on FEELD and would appreciate your input on my bio. No matches yet but its only been 2 days..... but I cannot help but think that....even though its meant to be a kink dating site... Im not appealing to other people on the app?

Here is what I have said;

"Hi there!
I am into the WAM fetish (no scat, no piss play though) so if you enjoy me drizzling a bit of chocolate on your nipples and then licking it up then great! Or are just open to the idea of it. Its not necessary just a kink of mine that I'd like you to know.
Other than that I'm open minded and want to explore more. Looking to experiment and please.

PC gamer but want to get out and explore more. Cool places to suggest? I'm all ears and I'll pay for you (within reason). Eat out? Eat you out? Whatever you fancy! Respect, communication and consent is important to me.
I'm tall, slim, dark and brooding.
Cats over dogs though I admit dogs can be cute too.
Am trying to think more with my brain than my dick to form better, more meaningful connections with others. I'm awkward as fuck and blunt as a sledgehammer. I honestly find lying difficult and prefer putting everything on the table.
Hope you have a nice day!"

Thats what I wrote on my FEELD profile. I would like to mention my fetish so its clear what I am into though I fear that is scaring people off even though most people on this dating app seem kinky and want something more loose than serious. Should i mention that they should check out messygirl.com for an idea of what the WAM fetish is all about? Am I being too desperate and needy in the bio blurb? I havent included any wam pictures, perhaps I should?
I mentioned drizzling chocolate as an example because I feel its a bit more.....on the tame side of WAM instead of wanting to dunk them in a vat of chocolate pudding or something.

What would YOU change or write about? Or should I just resign myself to the fact that maybe the WAM fetish is not popular or known about here in Australia?

I peeked at that site. I'm not going to join it, but I'm not looking for anyone.

But as a woman, I did want you to know that I don't see anything off-putting at all with what you wrote. I do agree about the drizzling. It's good to go in slowly. Even if she was into it, I can't see a woman allowing herself to be dunked into a vat on a very first date.

I don't have much in the way of great advice. I've been hanging around the UMD and other mud-loving sites for 20 years and as far as female members go, it's better than it used to be but not great. The math is relentless...there's a constant surplus of guys.

I never tried dating sites. This one you're on looks like it's got everything. Even so, though, us gals do tend to be cautious so give anyone you meet a lot of time.

Nessie

Thank you for the feedback! I am glad that what I wrote didnt sound too creepy.... I wanted to give them the impression that I am.....normal? Not a bot or scammer. That I am (mostly) just a normal guy with a 9 to 5 who is occasionally horny that also has aspirations for an actual relationship that blossoms into something more. With a slight side of kinky fun. I have written and gone over my bio blurb a bit since then and have mentioned the wam fetish bit at the end instead and tried to be a bit more clear and direct in what I am......seeking I guess

Its starting to feel like writing an application for the chance for a job interview or something A lot of the FEELD profiles that I have been browsing dont have much written on their profiles so I dunno. Dating sites and writing a bio is hard! "Tell them about yourself!? Oh and stay within the 1500 word limit!" I can only say so much without sounding truly desperate!

It feels a bit depressing when I am on a kink site that is more known for casual friends with benefits or non-monogamous relationships and not a single match!! Not. One. Single. Match! At least within freaking 80km from my location. Do people where I am not like chocolate?? At all? Cum can be stinky! At least you can eat chocolate!

You're not wrong about that. Been there, done it. Not recently, but I have.

The job you could get is much more pleasant, though, than an actual job.

Nessie

I'd say try it out first and see what happens.
Hope for the best