Just wondering, what places around your house or out and about have you taken a pie, I just pied myself while lying on my bed, was very relaxing. Comment below on your favorite place to get messy.

Anyplace really, I think I've been pied in my kitchen, living room bed room and bathroom.

My WISH is to be pied somewhere in public, either outside where lots of people congregate, or maybe in a restaurant. So far it's never happened

The closest I've come is pieing myself in a public park with a large handful of mud:
https://fetlife.com/users/65048/pictures/2988224

Wearing a frosting pie in my face at my desk at home is a great place, especially as you do some work.