Calling all engineers and DYI'ers , looking for anyone who could or would build a pie in the face contraption , like you would see on TV IE , placing ones face in an outline , cranking on a lever to see if a pie comes up and hits you. Looking to see if any one out there builds them. NOT looking for the hasbro game , its too small , looking for an actual scaled up version to send pie tins full of cool whip into some ones face.