Hi All,

For my birthday my wife has agreed to muddy fun. I am planning on using the recipe Messygirl so graciously provided. The current plan is to do this in an empty room of the house close to a spare bathroom. We are going to put a tarp down under a kiddie pool, with a tarp stretched along the floor to the showers.

For 2 people it seems like 110lbs of clay powder would be reasonable. Is this overkill? Do you typically do 1-1 water to powder mix? Any suggestions on logistics or clean up?

I know wrestling and manual stimulation will be on the table, I think if we can clean up a bit some actual sex in the clay is a bucket list item for me. Any suggestions on the sex front?

The biggest concern I can see with cleanup is the clay. Clay can build up in your pipes and cause problems. I would suggest to try to get as much of the clay off of you and into the garbage before showering - use a spatula or squeegee. You could even do a pre-wash with some water and large tubs that you then dump outside to get the bulk off before doing your shower.

The amount of clay required is more a function of how big an area you intend to cover and to what depth. Three 20kg bags, or approximately the amount you have in mind, will fill a bathtub to 8" or so deep. The amount of water required just depends on the viscosity, how thick it is, that you are happy with. My suggestion is to mix the stuff in batches in a large bucket or tub and dump it out. This will give you more control over how thick you get it by just adding water until it's thin enough to suit. What you really need is a paint stirring paddle for an electric drill. You will get a much better, well blended, mix as a result. You'll also not wear out your arms before playtime begins.

Regarding sex, yes. Clay is pretty inert stuff so have all the fun you want anyway you want it. Just be prepared to take a couple of showers and expect to find clay in places for a couple of days. FWIW - Applying baby oil in advance makes the cleanup easier. Personally I've always been a big fan of playtime in the shower as well. Helping each other clean up can be as much fun as anything. At least until the hot water runs out.

Give some real thought to managing removal of the clay and cleanup of the room. Break it down to small bites for removal. Get some big garbage bags to roll up your tarp and put it in before you try to get it out of the house. Getting this part right is just as important as all the rest if you want to remember all of it fondly. You will also find that your playmate will remember the mess and not the fun if you screw it up.

I typically post some photos just to illustrate but it's become too much hassle.

A couple decades ago, I ran a mud wrestling site. We shot footage in a nightclub using a standard "family sized" rectangular inflatable pool from Target. We used about 300 lbs at a time, which filled it to about 4-5" deep. Be aware that the dust caused by dumping 50 lb bags is ridiculous. Wear a mask and have someone spraying water on it as you dump. Trying to mix hundreds of lbs by hand will result in your untimely death. Put in a reasonable amount of water (see instructions on the bag) and walk away. Come back the next day and the powder will have completely absorbed the water.

Since the pool was in a nightclub, a lot of beer got spilled into it over the course of the weekend, and we had to change it pretty regularly. At the time a 50lb bag was $6.50 wholesale so it wasn't really a deal-breaker cost-wise.To get rid of it when it was time to swap out the mud, we thinned it out more and sucked it up with a 15-gallon tank vac. It had wheels, so we'd roll it out to the alley most of the time. If it was raining, we just dumped it down the nearest storm drain and we never had any problems.

This is actually really amazing one thing to be careful with although I haven't done this is
Make sure your eyes are ok. Hope you both have an amazing birthday and that's it's the most memorable of both your time together

If you are going to "wrestle" with her, a simple precaution of some cotton wool in the ears will help to prevent any mud entering the ear canal. If this DOES happen a visit to your local ENT practitioner might be the least of your problems. If you are simply going to pour/tip the stuff over each other's heads, you may get away without the cotton wool. - but..... Anyway have fun.

When I did my pudding wrestling scene, I got a goodly amount of it in my ears. Some hydrogen Peroxide ear irrigation and I was right as rain. Not near as bad as when Ariel shot me right in the eye with it.

Great advice here. Only thing I'd add to this would be for your ears. Both of mine, and one in particular, tends to let water (and other things) in, but doesn't drain it out well. Good clay will get into everything, so be ready for that.

There are two kinds of earplugs, those that keep out noise, and those that keep out substances. Foam earplugs keep out noise, the wax (or some kind of silica) keep out water, etc. You sort of wad them up and cap your ear canal with them. Whenever I go mudding or into clay I use them, I never do a full immersion without them.

Otherwise - it's all about the cleanup....... have a great time.

Everybody is different about ear plugs. Having dealt with a relatively large sample size over the years I'd say less than 20% have a problem with anything in their ears and a smaller portion have a problem with clay. If you don't keep sticking stuff in there it generally just dissolves and runs out after a short time. Especially with the aid of a hot shower. As has been mentioned, great thing about clay is it's not organic. It's just a physical obstruction and bacteria isn't an issue.

And just to repeat - Sex in clay is among the best things ever invented. Remember that sex is always a good thing and fetish sex is a ten fold improvement on that. Do your homework and make good plans but never pass on an opportunity to partake.

Thanks so much for all the great advice!

My wife does have sensitive ears so we will make sure to get the appropriate type of plugs for her.

I am also happy to hear the universal agreement that with clay there should be no infection concerns if mixed with lady bits.

We should be doing this in the next few weeks and I'll let you all know how it goes. Just about to order all the relevant supplies.

Hi,

I've found adding the clay to a bucket of warm water a good way of doing the mix. If you have a power drill use a builders mix to make life super easy. Clay is no bother for internal/external. It can dry the skin a little. Plan your clean up as much as the event!. Clay will keep for a long time so you could store it in a container for a nothe session.

There is no need to be concerned about clay clogging up you plumbing provided that you remember to make sure all clay washed down the plumbing is very liquid. For instance, put a towel in front of the drain in a bathtub and use the slower to turn the clay liquid an just watch to make sure no clumps of clay go down the drain and all will be well. I did this for years when I had a heated mudbath in my house with no problems.

For disposal I poured clay down the toilet- it has much wider (harder to block) pipes than the sink or shower.
Half fill a bucket with clay and top up with water- it'll blend into a very runny free-flowing slurry that you can pour away.

I see some of y'all mention keeping the clay for later. How do you typically store it? Could we just cover the pool with a tarp if we were going to wait a day.

Do you recommend hot water for making the clay so it's warm or do you all prefer the cool sensation?

Not sure good question id like to find out and learn how to use it

Hello!
My husband and I sent the kids to camp for a week and did this! We are both extreme mud fetishists!
Large rectangular blow up pool, $400.00 worth of red powdered clay or brown, 4 5 gallon buckets, water, tarps to cover walls and floor. We had out adventure in our finished basement! When the kids left we basically divided up tasks I blew the pool up, layed the tarps down and dumped the mud. He mixed the mud and brought it downstairs to me.
Extras that I can remember. We played in the mud together for about a week. I was able to mud bath alone for a couple hours each day cause I got out of work earlier. As a woman I would recommend a shower cap or swim cap, condoms for him, lube like Vaseline for us-sex in mud is fine the clay is antibacterial but a bitch to clean out of the vagina! I would vasaline my asshole up for him. Baby oil. I would cover myself in baby oil my skin was so dry after so much mud bathing. I had a lit candle to light my cigarette. Very hard to light a lighter if your hand is dripping in mud.
Ummm for us longer hair saturated in slop is a pain so heavy! Definitely recommend a cover! My hubby didn't care about my swim cap. He said it kind of turned him on. You will get mud in your eyes/mouth. For me blowing or rimming him while he was covered I got lots of mud in my mouth. Get a Gatorade bottle to rinse it out. I recommend using caution the mud is extremely slippery. If you can, warm the mud you and your partner are butt naked.. I wish you luck! There is nothing hotter then laying with the person you love/trust in sloppy mud like a bunch of piglets sticking your tongues down each other's throats!