Anyone want to get me messy? I can travel pretty much anywhere in the UK, and happy to cover the costs of a hotel or come to you if you can accommodate.

It's been a long time since I've been able to get very messy, so I'm hoping you'll be able to come up with some fun ideas to get me really messy.

Drop me a message if you're interested

If you come to Birmingham I'll gunge you

For a second I'd forgotten this was the UMD and I read that post as a threat

You're welcome to come to Devon to get really messed up as long as we both get covered in slop. Can accommodate easily.