As "The Expendables 3" hits theaters, we at SlapstickStuff would like to offer our own unique take on the action genre. In our clip, gorgeous fitness star Kandy Kane (star of "No Pain No Kane") gets pummeled with pies, drenched in slime, and loses most of what's left of her dignity (and clothing).

So basically, slightly more realistic than "The Expendables 3."

$5.00 this weekend only in the HD Store! Plus some vintage Lyndsay for $5 too!
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Any interest in a free excerpt preview from the final edit?

Always great news from you....

Love this girl, Rich. Fun and beautiful, and she could probably wear me out in the gym (always a bonus). I try not to speak in superlatives too much because once I think I've found a favorite something (model, producer, scene, etc.) someone comes along and outdoes either the last guy or themselves. With that being said, Lyndsay and Kristina are at the top of my list right now. For some reason, beautiful and fit girls who are willing to get messy really do it for me. Must be something about their willingness to let some guy trash the face and body they spend so much time taking care of. Whatever. They're hot, they both take a fantastic sliming, their videos are actually funny to watch, and here's my money......

Let me think about it for a millionth of a second ..... YES! Absolutely! Please! :lovestruck:

The sample pics are fabulous!

Norman

The Expendables is just another series of modern day Rambo films....at least in my opinion. Oh,and Lindsay may be a better actress than that Rhonda Rousey girl.....

Fantastic pics of Kandy Kane, Rich!

That's not really a compliment to her.

Alright, have fun with this! I actually really liked writing the "meta jokes" in this one... I know that's not why people watch, so yeah there's a tease of mess too. Gotta pay the big 5 bucks to see it all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IriEkpetZBY

I love the clip, Rich! Thanks for posting it!

The jokes are even funny!

Lyndsay is funny and hot in this! And she takes some great mess! :lovestruck:

Norman

she looks great

Slapstick soldier? I think Shelby would be the perfect antagonist. Kandy Kane vs. the Slapstick Soldier.......

Lmfao. Wow. The set up on this was so funny.

I really loved the back and forth. Very creative. Obviously some love was put into this. Really smooth editing work. You can tell you have been at it a long time.

I may be alone here, but i love the build up here and the polish.