Hey folks,

First things first, just wanna make it clear, I'm not the owner of this store nor am I associated or affiliated with them in any way, I just came across it online and thought folks might be interested.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PiekittenProductions

Guy on Etsy is selling IOT/Remote Controlled gunge tanks that can be triggered wither by a remote or over the internet via Wifi...so if you really wanted to and you had a smart toaster you could probably set it to trigger any time the toast starts burning.

Interestingly and oddly specific.

Anyway, how long until someone makes such a contraption?

This is rule 34 at its absolute best.