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"World cup sweepstake"
Love you, too
As I haven't heard from whatthegunge for Colombia's loss, a roll of the dice has given me a box of cake batter and 2 cartons of custard.
I'll hopefully be doing that tomorrow.
As for us beating Poland yesterday, I nominate Neal to take the same punishment. A box of cake batter and 2 cartons of custard
I'll hopefully be doing that tomorrow.
As for us beating Poland yesterday, I nominate Neal to take the same punishment. A box of cake batter and 2 cartons of custard
Sorry was light years away with Japans win! We recently drew with Senegal 2:2, reminder of what the punishment is??
Feel free to get your own back...
I am for ramping up the forfeits too. Some suggestions could include :
1) Increasing the quantity and variety of mess
2) Specifying clothing or lack thereof
3) Having forfeits based on margin of defeat - the bigger the loss the more severe the punishment
4) Additional forfeits for yellow/red cards, penalties or goals conceded, evening out the jeopardy for those with better teams
6) Having an ultimate loser forfeit that the tournament winner can assign to any player
7) Making forfeits automatic or decided by roll of dice/spin of wheel. This avoids having to wait for someone else to make a decision.
P.S Jammez needs some custard and shaving cream for losing to Belgium.
1) Increasing the quantity and variety of mess
2) Specifying clothing or lack thereof
3) Having forfeits based on margin of defeat - the bigger the loss the more severe the punishment
4) Additional forfeits for yellow/red cards, penalties or goals conceded, evening out the jeopardy for those with better teams
6) Having an ultimate loser forfeit that the tournament winner can assign to any player
7) Making forfeits automatic or decided by roll of dice/spin of wheel. This avoids having to wait for someone else to make a decision.
P.S Jammez needs some custard and shaving cream for losing to Belgium.
Rock me, Wamadeus
wamadeus said: I am for ramping up the forfeits too. Some suggestions could include :
1) Increasing the quantity and variety of mess
2) Specifying clothing or lack thereof
3) Having forfeits based on margin of defeat - the bigger the loss the more severe the punishment
4) Additional forfeits for yellow/red cards, penalties or goals conceded, evening out the jeopardy for those with better teams
6) Having an ultimate loser forfeit that the tournament winner can assign to any player
7) Making forfeits automatic or decided by roll of dice/spin of wheel. This avoids having to wait for someone else to make a decision.
P.S Jammez needs some custard and shaving cream for losing to Belgium.
1) Increasing the quantity and variety of mess
2) Specifying clothing or lack thereof
3) Having forfeits based on margin of defeat - the bigger the loss the more severe the punishment
4) Additional forfeits for yellow/red cards, penalties or goals conceded, evening out the jeopardy for those with better teams
6) Having an ultimate loser forfeit that the tournament winner can assign to any player
7) Making forfeits automatic or decided by roll of dice/spin of wheel. This avoids having to wait for someone else to make a decision.
P.S Jammez needs some custard and shaving cream for losing to Belgium.
Those all sound like good suggestions. Why don't you formulate something specific, or let the OP do it (I've gotten way too involved here already).
OK here goes.
I've upped the level to make clothing more revealing and the end forfeit messier.
I've also added "in play" penalties to increase the jeopardy for players with better teams.
Round of 16 Forfeits.
Both players to be in own choice of underwear, speedos, bikini, one piece swimsuit or wrestling singlet.
Both players take cream pie for each yellow card awarded against you or goal conceded (Including any in extra time but NOT counting penalty shootouts).
Both players take carton of custard down pants for each red card or penalty awarded against you ( Including any in extra time but NOT counting penalty shootouts).
Loser takes bucket of gunge/mess over head.
Enjoy and think about how you would ramp this up for the quarters.
I've upped the level to make clothing more revealing and the end forfeit messier.
I've also added "in play" penalties to increase the jeopardy for players with better teams.
Round of 16 Forfeits.
Both players to be in own choice of underwear, speedos, bikini, one piece swimsuit or wrestling singlet.
Both players take cream pie for each yellow card awarded against you or goal conceded (Including any in extra time but NOT counting penalty shootouts).
Both players take carton of custard down pants for each red card or penalty awarded against you ( Including any in extra time but NOT counting penalty shootouts).
Loser takes bucket of gunge/mess over head.
Enjoy and think about how you would ramp this up for the quarters.
Rock me, Wamadeus
Quarter final forfeits.
As for round of 16 but with the following changes:
1) Forfeit for yellow cards now on same level as red cards and penalties - one can/carton of custard down pants for each. Cream pie for goals conceded still stands.
2) Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
3) Loser takes one bucket of gunge/mess for each goal they lose by. If all square after 90mins, the after extra time score applies. If still level after extra time, the margin of victory in the penalty shootout applies.
Good look.
P.S. I am still open to suggestions for the forfeit which the overall winner can give to any player.
P.P.S. Is doing forfeits naked going too far ? Just thinking for semis and final....
As for round of 16 but with the following changes:
1) Forfeit for yellow cards now on same level as red cards and penalties - one can/carton of custard down pants for each. Cream pie for goals conceded still stands.
2) Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
3) Loser takes one bucket of gunge/mess for each goal they lose by. If all square after 90mins, the after extra time score applies. If still level after extra time, the margin of victory in the penalty shootout applies.
Good look.
P.S. I am still open to suggestions for the forfeit which the overall winner can give to any player.
P.P.S. Is doing forfeits naked going too far ? Just thinking for semis and final....
Rock me, Wamadeus
wamadeus said:
Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
I'm a bit confused by what this part means exactly. Do you mean each team gets the equivalent of 5 penalties, and thus 5 cartons of custard down the pants? Or more if it goes to sudden death?
tiedandmessy said:
I'm a bit confused by what this part means exactly. Do you mean each team gets the equivalent of 5 penalties, and thus 5 cartons of custard down the pants? Or more if it goes to sudden death?
wamadeus said:
Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
Penalties in shootouts now count for forfeit purposes.
I'm a bit confused by what this part means exactly. Do you mean each team gets the equivalent of 5 penalties, and thus 5 cartons of custard down the pants? Or more if it goes to sudden death?
Sorry, I didn't express that well enough. What I meant to say was that the overall loser of any shootout takes a carton of custard down the pants.
Thanks for pointing this out.
Rock me, Wamadeus
Results and forfeits round up for quarter finals.
Russia 2-2 Croatia Croatia win 4-3 on penalties
Yellow cards - Russia 1 - 4 Croatia.
No red cards
Russia = 2 pies for goals conceded, 2 cartons of custard down pants ( one for yellow card, one for penalty shoot out loss) plus one bucket of gunge/mess as overall loser.
Croatia = 2 pies for goals conceded and 4 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Sweden 0 -2 England
yellow cards - Sweden 2 - 1 England
no red cards or penlaties.
Sweden - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and two buckets of mess/gunge for a two goal loss.
England - 1 carton of custrad down pants for yellow card
Uruguay 0 - 2 France
Yellow cards - Uruguay 2-2 France
No red cards or penalties.
Uruguay - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and 2 buckets of mess/gune for a two goal loss.
France - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Brazil 1-2 Belgium
Yellow cards - Brazil 2 - Belgium 2
No red cards or penalties.
Brazil - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and one bucket of mess/gunge for a one goal loss
Belgium - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards
Now for the semi-finals..... and more embarrassing forfeits. :devil:
Russia 2-2 Croatia Croatia win 4-3 on penalties
Yellow cards - Russia 1 - 4 Croatia.
No red cards
Russia = 2 pies for goals conceded, 2 cartons of custard down pants ( one for yellow card, one for penalty shoot out loss) plus one bucket of gunge/mess as overall loser.
Croatia = 2 pies for goals conceded and 4 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Sweden 0 -2 England
yellow cards - Sweden 2 - 1 England
no red cards or penlaties.
Sweden - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and two buckets of mess/gunge for a two goal loss.
England - 1 carton of custrad down pants for yellow card
Uruguay 0 - 2 France
Yellow cards - Uruguay 2-2 France
No red cards or penalties.
Uruguay - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and 2 buckets of mess/gune for a two goal loss.
France - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Brazil 1-2 Belgium
Yellow cards - Brazil 2 - Belgium 2
No red cards or penalties.
Brazil - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and one bucket of mess/gunge for a one goal loss
Belgium - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards
Now for the semi-finals..... and more embarrassing forfeits. :devil:
Rock me, Wamadeus
4/3/24, 8:09am: This post won't bump the thread to the top.
Fuck me..... for two reasons:
1) I didn't know Denmark would be so strong and make it to the 16 round
2) I don't know the first thing about the World Cup so I'm not sure who has lost to me (if you have, PM me) and if I have lost to anyone.... and finally what forfiets I may have missed.
If anyone wants throw me a bone and let me know if I owe anything, please do!
1) I didn't know Denmark would be so strong and make it to the 16 round
2) I don't know the first thing about the World Cup so I'm not sure who has lost to me (if you have, PM me) and if I have lost to anyone.... and finally what forfiets I may have missed.
If anyone wants throw me a bone and let me know if I owe anything, please do!
wamadeus said: Results and forfeits round up for quarter finals.
Russia 2-2 Croatia Croatia win 4-3 on penalties
Yellow cards - Russia 1 - 4 Croatia.
No red cards
Russia = 2 pies for goals conceded, 2 cartons of custard down pants ( one for yellow card, one for penalty shoot out loss) plus one bucket of gunge/mess as overall loser.
Croatia = 2 pies for goals conceded and 4 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Sweden 0 -2 England
yellow cards - Sweden 2 - 1 England
no red cards or penlaties.
Sweden - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and two buckets of mess/gunge for a two goal loss.
England - 1 carton of custrad down pants for yellow card
Uruguay 0 - 2 France
Yellow cards - Uruguay 2-2 France
No red cards or penalties.
Uruguay - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and 2 buckets of mess/gune for a two goal loss.
France - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Brazil 1-2 Belgium
Yellow cards - Brazil 2 - Belgium 2
No red cards or penalties.
Brazil - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and one bucket of mess/gunge for a one goal loss
Belgium - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards
Now for the semi-finals..... and more embarrassing forfeits. :devil:
Russia 2-2 Croatia Croatia win 4-3 on penalties
Yellow cards - Russia 1 - 4 Croatia.
No red cards
Russia = 2 pies for goals conceded, 2 cartons of custard down pants ( one for yellow card, one for penalty shoot out loss) plus one bucket of gunge/mess as overall loser.
Croatia = 2 pies for goals conceded and 4 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Sweden 0 -2 England
yellow cards - Sweden 2 - 1 England
no red cards or penlaties.
Sweden - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and two buckets of mess/gunge for a two goal loss.
England - 1 carton of custrad down pants for yellow card
Uruguay 0 - 2 France
Yellow cards - Uruguay 2-2 France
No red cards or penalties.
Uruguay - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and 2 buckets of mess/gune for a two goal loss.
France - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards.
Brazil 1-2 Belgium
Yellow cards - Brazil 2 - Belgium 2
No red cards or penalties.
Brazil - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards and one bucket of mess/gunge for a one goal loss
Belgium - 2 cartons of custard down pants for yellow cards
Now for the semi-finals..... and more embarrassing forfeits. :devil:
Nice summary; however, you forgot the goals-conceded forfeits for all but the first match.
