That GIF. I've seen the vid of those legendary slimings of the lovely Mrs. Bigshipper many times. A true masterpiece.

Smooth but thick.

I like the slime from Mudbunny videos. It smooth and is very sticky.

I'm into chunky and gloppy as long as it runs and doesn't plop out, I still want to see it run down. My gf likes more liquify probably cause it doesn't get as thick on her face so it's easier for her to breath and she def doesn't like the thick goey stuff when she is trying to wash it out of her hair. (ie rice flour clumps or oatmeal or peanut butter/ pumpkin pie filling). She thinks the liquid slime dripping off her hair is artsy and usually likes those pics of her the most. All though she doesn't like my saved semen poured over her face cause of the taste, and may have not liked when I popped eggs over her head, where shell was gone from soaking them in vinegar

Things we're learning from this poll (so far) is that chunky is a win, but smooth is certainly not bad... and that we also should look into a gunging for The Wife.

For science.

(And maybe film it too)

I voted Chunky. But I'm curious, I'm not big on watery Slime,but I don't mind Smooth Slime as long as it's Thick/Viscous.But I also like Sticky things in the hair like Caramel or Sweet and Sour Sauce,

Would The Wife be open to something sticky?

We DO have a peanut butter and fluff shampoo for her as a shoot in the future. We bought the ingredients already! We just have a bunch of other things to shoot first with her and friends.