el bauz said: Skunk spray.
You could load up squirt guns with it. Have a shoot out wearing sneakers, socks, pants/shorts.

From here you try to wash it off with water, it just spreads the oil around.
From here you can try tomato soup, or try other rancid things like old eggs, old milk, etc.
Finally you use Skunk off, or the vinegar/baking soda/dish soap/peroxide method.

For the funky clothes you decide to try to remove the smell by burying them in the mud for a few weeks.
At this point you can either put those clothes back on and go into the mud pit or be wearing different clothes.
Episode ends with clean off.

You can make a follow up then about a month or so later where you go and retrieve the clothes from the mud.