The wait is over! The original Texas hottie Brandi is finally remastered! This might be the only good news you get all February, so better enjoy it!

All eight remastered clips now available through the Vidown and UMD stores, both for purchase and streaming, and both edited and uncut! AND there's 8 separate mini-trailers too!

https://youtu.be/MY9UrYKo79M?si=UreSFpRkDj-wHZYQ
https://youtu.be/EGVCceKpyDU?si=-DTzrdY4Q4B668MV

For a long time, Brandi was the gold standard for super hot AND super down-to-Earth models. She was a gorgeous bikini model... who was also totally down to get messy, over and over and over. No attitude, no worry, and MAN we worked quick. I think we banged out 5 scenes (!?) on Day 1, then 3 more on Day 2... with a workout in there somewhere. Ah, the energy I used to have.... (Did I mention there's a mini-trailer for EVERY SINGLE SCENE?)

If you don't like at least one of these scenes, well.. You probably don't like this era of SlapstickStuff. Everything from sexy to supremely goofy, well-written skits to pure ad-libs. Two now-classic slime scenes with two amazing looks.. But also a coed scene AND Brandi's Bakery AND a random baseball skit where "B-Rod" gets decked with pies and shows off a pretty good hitting stance too!

I remember thinking this might've been my best shoot ever at the time... And it's definitely up there even now! We assumed we'd shoot a lot more stuff together... And then Brandi quit modeling, got married (and divorced, and remarried), and other Texas things. She's probably on a boat somewhere as we speak, wearing a cowboy hat. And God bless her!

Awesome, Rich!

Makes me remember I still have 3 Brandi scenes to purchase.

Awesome! I miss the old pies of days of yore. Great stuff!

I have some Brandi scenes from comps I've bought from you and she's the most willing participant I've seen. She seemed to really be having fun with it all. It's always fun when the model is enjoying it as much if not more than the producer. Plus she's a Texas gal so she's got my vote.

Yey, loooooove Brandi. Shes an absolute star and she just had the perfect chutzpah for all this nonsense lol. Stunning stuff, always make me smile did a great job here Rich

Brandi, you're a fine girl.

(one for the teenagers there)

Take about a favorite model! She nailed the embarrassed, adorkable energy so well and always knew how to take a pie!

Thanks to all! Yeah, Brandi was always a fave.... We actually reconnected and I floated the idea of her coming back to shoot, but by then she was in her 30s and far removed from those modeling days. Too bad, I bet it would've done well!

Speaking of "far removed," YouTube tagging some PG-rated clips from 15 years ago as "nudity" and then removing them completely... Well, let's just say it doesn't make me optimistic that the folks who designed these algos are now running the world. (Or at least America!!) Or to wit: Just watch the individual trailers in the Vidown store (click on "Preview Clip") or they're automatically attached to the UMD listings for each scene. Enjoy!

What an embarrassment of riches (no pun intended!) that in the golden days, we got 8 extremely excellent scenes out of one gorgeous model across two volumes. These days, that's 2-3 months worth of releases for some folks. No judgment, the market is what it is, just saying, what a time this was.

I'm super guilty of this.... In fact, pretty sure I've had models recently fly in for a similar amount of time and we get half as many scenes shot. (Granted, they're all longer.) And then they get released in slow, spread-out fashion.

Some of it is just me being smarter (I learned that you can avoid burnout on one model by spacing her stuff out more) and some of it was just the era. Back then, I COULD shoot 8 scenes in 2 days and not be too exhausted! (Zarah still holds the record, that was 9 scenes if you count the shorter "Surprise" clip.) And back then, I would just release everything I shot, in order, so you got ALL the Brandi, all at once. Glorious!

Unrelated: I am gonna drop something new soon, and it's probably just gonna be one very long scene. Sorry! Time comes for us all.

I mean, no judgment meant. This era certainly has its riches too! Just looking back on all of these scenes and realizing what a prolific period it was!

Hopefully Rich doesn't mind my adding some GIFs that feel quintessentially Slapstickstuff...

Ah those GIFs are great! Definitely captures the vibe.

And let's be honest, if I COULD bang out 5 scenes in one day, I absolutely would! Not sure if I slowed down, or the models, or both... But I feel like we used to fly through scenes back in the day, and now we'll finish one scene and I'll check the timings and 90 minutes have passed!

Honestly, it's just an evolution and I'm OK with that. The early era was a LOT of scenes per model, most of 'em shorter, but prob more bang for your buck than now. Along those same lines... Pretty sure it cost me just as much to shoot two scenes in 2024 with, say, Megan.... As it did to shoot 8 scenes with Brandi 15+ years ago. And not JUST model rates.... But cost of supplies too. (Pie crusts were about 50% cheaper than now, shaving cream was insanely cheap, even Cool Whip was cheap!)

So again, as with every other aspect of society.... We didn't realize how good we had it in the 2000s, but compared to now? WOW.
(This might also be "Old Man Yelling At Cloud" syndrome creeping in too. Or perhaps I'm still nostalgic after watching the whole SNL50 concert where 95% of the songs played were written before 2010.)

Can confirm. Brandi was awesome.

One thing I loved about this era -- Brandi, Zarah -- is all the thrown pies, especially for the first pie. Growing up on 3 Stooges and other slapstick movies, the first pie coming out of nowher is a turn-on for me. Cakes? Slime? That goo on a plate from the Latin shows? Meh.

SS224/1 with Victoria (2019 )was a welcome throwback. (Pun unintended by welcomed.)

Another observation: What a difference between SS70/1 (2008) where you scrambled to cover Brandi's see-through costume and today where your models drop all their clothes, often early in a scene!