The dare is to get dressed in a one-piece swimsuit, a green rainsuit, and big wellies, then head for a secluded outdoor walk.
Stuff a dozen eggs inside the swimsuit and carry a bag full of cartons of custard. Every time an egg cracks, unzip the rainsuit just a little and pour custard straight into the neck of the swimsuit!
You must stay outside and keep walking until custard manages to work its way all the way to fill the boots from the inside out.
Custard only goes in whenever an egg cracks, so creative thinking (or clumsy walking) might speed things up. The challenge isn't over until you feel custard squelching in the boots and only then can you take the messy ride home.
I'd just like to suggest everyone vote for ShinyRainwear! After all, although I'm not adverse to the occasional swimsuit filling I'd definitely say that rainwear is his thing!
ev500 said: I'd just like to suggest everyone vote for ShinyRainwear! After all, although I'm not adverse to the occasional swimsuit filling I'd definitely say that rainwear is his thing!
Ah ok, I see this is how we are playing it!!!
Well let's see, may the odds ever be in your favour!
Remember photo evidence is needed for this one, the people will want results!
Question: anyone is free to answer this, if its a draw do we both have to do it?
ev500 said: I'd just like to suggest everyone vote for ShinyRainwear! After all, although I'm not adverse to the occasional swimsuit filling I'd definitely say that rainwear is his thing!
Ah ok, I see this is how we are playing it!!!
Well let's see, may the odds ever be in your favour!
Remember photo evidence is needed for this one, the people will want results!
Question: anyone is free to answer this, if its a draw do we both have to do it?
Perhaps we both get away clean with a draw... Doesn't look like it'll come up though! The people are making their choice
ev500 said: I'd just like to suggest everyone vote for ShinyRainwear! After all, although I'm not adverse to the occasional swimsuit filling I'd definitely say that rainwear is his thing!
Ah ok, I see this is how we are playing it!!!
Well let's see, may the odds ever be in your favour!
Remember photo evidence is needed for this one, the people will want results!
Question: anyone is free to answer this, if its a draw do we both have to do it?
Perhaps we both get away clean with a draw... Doesn't look like it'll come up though! The people are making their choice
shinyrainwear said: The dare is to get dressed in a one-piece swimsuit, a green rainsuit, and big wellies, then head for a secluded outdoor walk.
Stuff a dozen eggs inside the swimsuit and carry a bag full of cartons of custard. Every time an egg cracks, unzip the rainsuit just a little and pour custard straight into the neck of the swimsuit!
You must stay outside and keep walking until custard manages to work its way all the way to fill the boots from the inside out.
Custard only goes in whenever an egg cracks, so creative thinking (or clumsy walking) might speed things up. The challenge isn't over until you feel custard squelching in the boots and only then can you take the messy ride home.
Well this turned out great! Thanks to all involved, if you want me to write any more creative dares, please DM me!
EV500, im sure we are all keen to know, how are you feeling about this, when do we get to see the outfit, and when are you posting evidence photos?!?!??!
shinyrainwear said: Well this turned out great! Thanks to all involved, if you want me to write any more creative dares, please DM me!
EV500, im sure we are all keen to know, how are you feeling about this, when do we get to see the outfit, and when are you posting evidence photos?!?!??!
CONGRATULATIONS.
Well, thanks for all your votes folks! Especially that minority who voted for my opponent!
Quite nervous about this one! Hopefully I'll be able to get it done next week some time... Ideally on a rainy day!!
Well gang, tonight was the night! I've never been more paranoid my car would break down. I packed my bag with 5 cartons of custard and a dozen eggs, put on my swimsuit, rainsuit and wellies and drove to a local forest walk.
I hiked about half way up the hill and found a secluded spot to put the eggs into my swimsuit. You don't quite realise how many 12 eggs are until you're stuffing them into a gold swimsuit while crouched under a tree! I got a few in the back and a few in the front and then walked on with a fair old bulge in the front and back of my outfit.
So, to break an egg, earn a custard pour and then get a step closer to scurrying home. I first tried doing a little jog... all that did was move the eggs downwards, shaking some by the waistband of the trousers into the bottom of the swimsuit. No breakage. I then tried crouching, stretching... again, nothing... My next idea was a bit of tree hugging! I found a tree and thumped right into it. No break! Eggs are STURDY. Finally I got my first broken egg (actually two I think) by sitting down on a log. Crunch. Squelch. Oh my god! On standing up I left the egg run right down my leg.
I had a good look around and was totally alone so I unzipped my jacket and poured the first carton of custard into the front of my swimsuit. I zipped up and quickly walked on, my tummy larger than ever! Slowly as I walked the custard made its way past the waistband of the trousers, I could feel it slithering downwards with every step. So far the swimsuit was holding it all in through. The now slippery eggs felt very odd moving around in there!
I decided to try the 'tree hug' technique for the next egg break. Walking straight into a forest path sign as hard as I dared and.... no broken eggs, just a big old squish and the first feeling of custard running down my legs. Then I heard voices! I started walking again just as two fishermen came up the other path! Fortunately they didn't go my way and I scurried off.
I now decided that 'clumsy walking' as stated in the dare maybe could involve a walking stick... I picked up a suitable stick and WHOOPS! accidentally whacked myself in the torso with it. SPLAT. At least two more eggs broken. I walked on to another secluded spot, unzipped and poured in another carton of custard.
Well, let me tell you folks, two is the magic number apparently. Utter swimsuit breach, I could feel it getting lower with every step. Eventually I heard my first 'squish' from my wellies, turned around and headed back.
That's not the end though! Every step I took more and more custard was ending up in my wellies, along with the remains of broken eggs... and then whole eggs, sliding down out of the swimsuit all the way down to my wellies. What could I do but break them and keep walking? Well, that was a bad idea... egg shell is really pointy and unpleasant on bare feet in wellies! And oh my god the noise! By the time I got back down the hill and to my car every single step was a SQUELCH!
I drove home, got in the bath, broke the rest of the eggs and used the rest of the custard.
What a dare! I think I'm a convert to rainwear. I've never been so so messy but looked completely clean!
Couple of pics attached, I'll get a few more and maybe some videos up on my profile soon Thanks to everyone who voted for me, you all deserve custard down your knickers!!