Hi friends,

My good pal MessyBearMatt and I were talking about the polls people do on here, and when I jokingly told him I was going to start a poll on his behalf, he just responded "Fucking try me."

He seems to think he'd be safe in a site poll, so why not test it?

Edit: If you pick "Yes, with other things I will explain in a post below" -- type below what you think he should have to do!

You fucking maniac

I mean I'll go through with it but still

You LITERALLY asked for this.

Yeah, I think he does deserve this.

DID I??

I don't see any other possible way to interpret "Try me."

You will pay for this

Hmm threatening revenge deserves greater punishment

I know, right? I thought I was just doing him a favor since he asked and now he's being so mean to me.

Y'all suck

You're awfully salty for someone who, again, basically asked for this

You will regret this in a sexy way

Supersloppy, you're so thoughtful and supportive to have set up the poll your friend asked for! Anyone would be glad to have a friend like that!

You guys are lucky I'm just horny and desperate for approval enough to go through with this

Well you'd be the first

It does seem like he should get an extra punishment based on his poor behavior and the fact he's gotten over 60 total yes votes, doesn't it??

I need some help though - what should that extra punishment be? It should probably be pretty gross and embarrassing, just to encourage him not to make a mistake like this again. I think I'm too nice to come up with something on my own.

He is going to have to do one of the penalties posted below, so get creative!

Oh fuck me

Since you asked, SuperSloppy, if you (you know) wanted to be a sadistic bastard, you could always make him strip down to those skivvies he's wearing in that one "Feeling Cute" photo in his non-messy album, write "I NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT" on his chest/torso with black magic marker, tar and feather himself (with dark corn syrup as the tar), and do the chicken dance (while singing the chicken dance song, of course).

Uh-huh

Champagne shower

Style his hair with cake frosting.

Handcuffed with his hands behind his back. Getting doused and covered in disgusting slop for a whole day. Brand new sneakers and clothes trashed. Will have to cut from him as so ruined. Made to walk home in his filthy stained underwear, once white socks and sneakers

All incredible ideas. Keep them coming!

He's going to get assigned one tomorrow afternoon, so you still have time.

I will make you suffer

First pie his face, after that give him a frosting shampoo and then style it.

he deserves the first assignment to be really disgusting

As a friend of his, I will recommend he get nacho cheese as he's threatened me with it before as well. Thats after a few pies, and maybe some slime of course.

I'm so sorry that happened to you - I didn't realize he was such a menace!

A singlet full of nacho cheese and baked beans (that have first been poured over his face, of course) probably WOULD teach him a lesson

I very much approve of this lesson, and encourage it!

What goes really nice with nacho cheese is a mayo pie sandwich