I have been a lurker on this site for a while, finally decided to try this out.

I'm a 28 year old straight male looking for people in Manitoba or Saskatchewan who would like to meet up and get messy fully clothed. I really love pies and slime but I'm very willing to try other things (not sexual ). I'm able to travel and willing to give or receive mess. Send me a Pm if you are interested .

PS. Not me in the picture

Sadly I am on the West Coast of Canada. If you are ever out this way give me a shout.

If you ever travel to Ottawa, send me a message. I'm also straight, but would enjoy exchanging pies in the face.