For an upcoming download, we want to create a fun 'fan mail' video where The Wife reads and answers questions asked by all of YOU as she is pelted with pies and of course, slime.

We would like to ask our fellow UMDers to please post questions below that you would like The Wife to answer. She will read the user name and ask the question they provided. When making the video she will answer all of the questions she can, and do so honestly.

We will look at the questions from now until Friday the 15th and create the video soon after.

Have at it!

Here's one: Have you self wammed when no one's around?

What's your opinion on butt pies? ... sorry couldn't resist, I understand if this doesn't make its way in

When/How did The Man introduce The Wife to WAM and what was her thought process and reaction in regards to it at the time? What does The Wife think about it now, all this time later?

Does The Wife have any kinks of her own that are for her what WAM is for The Man? (Only if she's comfortable sharing)

Does The Wife have an Etsy Store for all the Nintendo and OG Videogame Art we always see?

Horde or Alliance? - Do either of you play/still play?

I cannot wait for her to answer these.

I have two questions (you can choose which one to answer)

1. Since you're into Nintendo, which princess do you prefer: Zelda or Peach?

2. Were you Team Cap or Team Iron Man?

I love this idea! My questions are about the savory video. What were your first thoughts when you saw the items that were going to be used (excited, nervous, etc.?) ? What was your favorite and least favorite item used? How willing would you be to do something like that again?

Genuine question this time, is there a particular colour of slime that Wife prefers or does it not matter?

What came first, pie or slime, and which is her favourite?

What is her opinions on but-... just kidding

What's THE most messy her hair has ever been, if there is one stand out incident?

Does she prefer self pies or being pied?

Which treatment of deficit spending is more reasonable in our context, Keynesianism or Modern Monetary Theory?

Will there ever be a revenge video where she gets him messy?

I have 2 questions
Whats the most slime do u reckon u vould take in one video before saying thats enough.

Whats your all time favoruite type of slime.

Few from me

What size are you feet? (and can we see you pied as you wave your bare soles to the camera?)

Which WAM star would you most liked to be pied by?

Hey there

1: ever tempted to build and be gunged in your own gunge tank?

2: does she have any piercings? I've seen her awesome tattoos

What are your top three favorite movies?

If a pregnant woman goes swimming is she a submarine?

Oh I know the answer to this. She loves movies and music so this will be a fun one!

This is great stuff everyone! Keep it going!

Have you ever saw something in a grocery store and thought "I wish I could have that dumped on me"?

Which are your top 3 favourite horror movies?
Your favourite bands?

Do you think Carol Baskin killed her husband and fed him to a tiger?

Which would you rather fight, one hundred duck sized Joe Exotics, or one Joe Exotic sized duck?

Do you feel that brick and mortar stores can still thrive in a post Covid-19 society that is currently dominated by online based retailers?

From my wife: What's the best flavor in your mouth right now?

Me: The Creator of the Universe appears in the sky and announces that all the current skin colors on humans seem to be causing problems of intolerance and discrimination so within 24 hours you need to select a new color for your skin. It cannot be a current skin color such as a shade of tan, brown, black, etc. What's your choice? You may choose any color found in nature, like pomegranate, pink rose, etc.

Hi Man and Wife! Love your vids, keep up the great work and i will continue to throw you guys money!

What are some of yalls favorite games that are generally thought of to be bad?

What is a game or games that you think are fantastic that are criminally slept on?

What game or game series do you believe deserves a new game or continuation on current/next gen console?

Also, console or PC and why is it PC?

Does the existence of black holes in the space time continuim permit time travel to help with clean up after a messy session?

Multiple Choice Question: What is the famous Phrase from the 1980's Canadian TV Show "You Can't Do That On Television"?

A.) I Don't Know!

B.) I Don't Know?

C.) I, Don't Know.

D.) I Don't Know.

Is there any way you haven't gotten messy yet you want to try?

and what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Would you ever try getting messy with mud in the future?

What's your favourite Mario Kart character?

...I like this guy, lol.

This is right up her alley!

If Horror Movies are up your alley, Would you consider doing your take on the prom scene from "Carrie" with Sweet and Sour Sauce instead of fake blood?