I'm bored at work, so let's play a game. Whatever letter is next when you go to comment you have to come up with 1) what they're wearing 2) what they're getting messy with.
I'll start.
Clothing: A-line strapless evening gown
Substance: a mixture of Apple sauce, almond flour, and almond milk. Feel like it could create a decent gunge-like substance (especially since I'm pretty sure a certain tv network used applesauce for their slime)
Clothing: Tight, faded W-ranger jeans, a classic W-hite t-shirt, and W-ell W-orn W-olverine W-ork boots (preferably brown), and a W-ide leather belt.
Substances: W-hipped cream pies, head to toe, followed up with W-ater, W-ater EVERYWHERE, ripping off that shirt, unbuckling that belt, undoing those jeans, and a full-body W-affle batter trashing.