As you are all probably aware should you visit my profile, there are many pictures of my backside. There are views of it bare and being wedgied and mooning.

Sadly, there are no views of it absolutely coated in gunge.

I need to put that right. So, I am going to get messy on cam and take some pictures (and maybe even a little vid!).

I am going to cover my backside in food. I might even add in a few spanks and wedgies.

I am going to open it up to you wonderful guys on here to decide what I should use. I will then, in two weeks time, use the suggested stuff to get messy with.

There will even be an opportunity for you to watch! One guy who requests will get the chance to watch and direct it live on Skype!

Sound good?

Then tell me . . .

What items should I use?
How many slaps should my bum receive during the gunging?
How many wedgies should I have to give myself?
Do you have any underwear requests?

The guy who is picked will get to decide on the underwear, how many slaps and wedgies and also the gunge items. He will be able to decide whether I just use his or have to use all the suggested items from all the different requests!

This will only happen if more than 10 guys reply to this thread!

Ok lets start with the underwear it has to be a white pair of tight fitting boxers so that a certain amount of gunge can be contained inside them before it starts seeping out down the legs.

Types of gunge I would go beans, custard and chocolate sauce adding a bit of each at a time. Pour some down the front and some down the back. When the pants are full give both buttocks a slap allowing the goo to squirt out.

Then give yourself a hard wedgie letting all the goo run down your legs! Now pull your boxers off, rub the mess around your ass then sit on an enormous pie. Rub your ass into the pie hard, show you ass to the camera then sit down again and wank till you cum!

trifles custard porrigde

boxers tight

dozen slaps

So I think its got to be white boxers to begin ! Cant be a nice tight pair of boxers to show of your sexy ass

Begin by putting custard down the back of your boxers. Then add some beans down the front.

At this stage give yourself a nice wedgie just to ooze it up a bit, and while a bit of flesh is exposed give yourself a couple of spanks.

Then add some chocolate sauce and rice pudding down the back and sit down making it ooze around.

Rip a hole in the back of your boxers at this stage, and pie it with a gateau. Give yourself 10 spanks at this stage.

Get some spagetti and pour some down the front of your boxers, and give yourself a wank inside your boxers.

Add some mushy peas down the back of your boxers and give your self another wedgie, with the green mush slipping down your cheeks and legs.

At this stage rip your boxers off completly, and give yourself another wank.

Use some tomatoes to cover your ass and some sauce over your cock completly. Whack your ass another 5 times, then sit down on a pie.

Squirm around on this, and show it to camera again. Pour whipped cream down your ass and give everything a good rub in while you spank for the last time.

Then sit down in all the mess you have created and wank to completion

I think for yur first you've go to keep it simple but make sure there's loads of it! 6 buckets full of custard, short black boxers. Fill your boxers back and front so the custard starts to leak out at the legs, dunk your head in a full bucket then begin to pour over yourself. When totally covered that's the time to start spanking that sexy rear

Wow, quite some suggestions on here so far . . . I'm starting to feel afraid! Still, I guess it couldn't get any worse!

And as to LDN . . . this strictly isn't my first gunging. Before UMD I did get messy for a guy on cam with quite a big of stuff (9 items) though I don't really have any pics of it that I can find.

Well ended up getting messy on here for one of the guys . . . I won't reveal who unless he wants to say.

He saw beans, eggs, porridge, custard and even some left over sausage casserole find it's way into my pants (both front and back). Afterwards there was spanking and wedgies.

I will try and upload the vid if I can.

Feel like I'm on a role now if there are any further requests!

Hi there

I wasn't quite sure how to save the little vid and so I've saved it onto youtube.

Please watch and enjoy! Please also comment, like and subscribe. It's the only way I will do more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1oeOBZUzZo&feature=youtu.be