As you may have noticed from the big yellow writing on my profile, its my birthday today.
To celebrate this (and not the fact I have more gret hair in my beard), I thought about getting messy.
But I can't decide with what, I don't know to just pie myself, cover myself in lovely custard, make my own gooey gunge and deluge myself in it or some nice sloppy mash potato (as a savoury feel). Or a bit of all 4.