Mess with Texas.
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Name:
Dillon
Location:
East Coast
Last on:
3/5/17
Time here:
10 years
Gender:
Male
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UMD ID:
77435
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About Me:
Decided to create a new profile after being a member of UMD from back when it was still an "Underground" site!

Straight male, who is bi for pies and mess! I am open for just about anything, so don't be shy!


http://ithrowpiesatmilfs.tumblr.com/
Signature: Name the kinkiest thing you can think of, I'll do
My tags: applesauce, pastries, batter, lotion, beans, lube, pies, pudding, cake, messy, shaving cream, chocolate, milk, slime, gunge, spaghetti, ice cream, mud, syrup, custard, water, eggs, jello, oil, whipped cream, lingerie, bikinis, dildos, blindfolds, dunk tanks, stocks, butt plugs, handcuffs, strap-ons, 69, doggy style, reverse cowboy, cowboy, and missionary
Friended 7/7/16
Friended 2/19/17
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Friended 12/2/16
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Friended 7/25/16
Friended 7/15/16
Friended 7/1/16
Friended 6/29/16
Friended 6/28/16
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YuckMuckPup  10/9/16
lmk if you're planning on coming to hawaii. you're so damn sexyReport
dick4pies  7/18/16
I love how often dunk tanks come up in your stuffReport
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