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Always in my mind~~~ The beginning
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From the time I can remember, I always had this thing about food. As I got older I started thinking about it more and in a different way. Food became sensual, watching someone eat was sexy. Then I started having thoughts about food with sex although I'd never yet done it, All my friends knew and would tease me about it. Like "Hey, you want to eat pineapple and whipped cream off him" laughing all the while. It stayed a private thought in my head, fantasies unfulfilled through my life. Then I foun...  Read more...


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