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Chicago

Last on:

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Time here:

13 years

Gender:

Male

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694

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UMD ID:

34747

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About Me:

I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.

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Pied from both Sides

2,766 plays

Sunday

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk

572 plays

7 days ago

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Pieing My Lookalike

13,198 plays

4/14/25

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1/11/25

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Slimed Again by Jay852uk

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5/22/24

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Happy April Fool's Day!

18,876 plays

4/1/24

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Date Night Pies

31,035 plays

3/15/24

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Slimed in a Rugby Jersey

9,393 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey

3,198 plays

2/19/24

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Slimed in Football Gear

1,547 plays

2/19/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit

1,593 views

5/12/25

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My Site

Piesplats' Pie Palace
A UMD store

Last Actions

Sunday

Added a new video: "Pied from both Sides"

Sunday

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

7 days ago

Added a new video: "Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk"

20 days ago

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

21 days ago

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

5/11/25

Commented on a photo: "Awesome"

5/9/25

Added a new scene: "A Super Sloppy Suck"

5/9/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/8/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

5/7/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

4/9/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

4/7/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

3/30/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

3/29/25

A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.

3/28/25

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"

Friday

Had his undies filled with pies by megapies

23 days ago

Got dunked by Rok_Jok in a huge slime dunk tank

5/11/25

Had a massive pie fight with Hairypieman

5/7/25

Was pied in the face by mistermessy

5/5/25

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by Hairypieman

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piesplats 11/3/23

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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!

wetjeanguy 11/1/23

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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return

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