To clarify:
~ No, I'm not going to play out your scenario.
~ Yes, do message me. But, if you start with "what srta stuff do you like getting mssy with?" or "*splat* gotcha!", buh-bye.
~ No, you cannot have my phone number. And no, I'm not going to call you.
~ Yes, I am into wam, it's why I'm here. That doesn't mean I'm into wam with you.
~ I am married. As in not single. As in there is not enough beer in the world.

Now, with that out of the way; hi :o)