I'm in my fifties now, and my mortality has been on my mind, and I gotta admit that I think about ways I might die (heart attack, cancer, nasty virus, etc) and ways I am unlikely to go (submarine implosion, heliskiing, murder hornet attack, etc) and I keep coming back to the possibility of a medical emergency during a WAM session. By the way, I am healthy, strong, and fit for my age, so there really is no cause for concern, but when one becomes a certain age, these thoughts are inevitable.

On one hand, having a massive stroke or cardiac event while covered in pie seems ideal--I would probably die happy and maybe not even realize something bad is happening--but on the other hand, while I'd not be around to witness it, there would be the embarrassment and ignominy of first responders (and eventually more people as the news got out) knowing my fetish and the fundamental ridiculousness of my pie covered passing. Plus the fact that my poor wife would inevitably be covered in cream and crust as she tried to deal with my messy leave-taking from this world. Hopefully I at least gave her one final orgasm before passing into the Great Wam Beyond!

Just wondering. Anyone else harbor similar thoughts or fears?

Ah, fear of the 'danger wank.'

I mean, what possible repetitional damage could arise from such an incident?


If you google the term 'which Tory wanked himself to death', the top result brings up the Wikipedia page of Stephen Milligan.

I believe he is the 'inspiration' for the character played by Simon Farnaby in the UK version of Ghosts. They toned it down a bit, but the clues are there.

Apart from being the punchline 30 years after your demise, I don't think there's any lasting damage, so bop one out and chug away as you see fit.

So that's what it means when your Time has come

I definitely had a weird fear that like a car would crash into my house and crush me mid wank but leave my computer unscathed with my Human Garbage Disposal folder open.

Yea I've been thinking a bit about it too.. during a session with the wife
Would be kind of a happy death.. but poor her .. calling the paramedic naked in mud.. wow.. Also I'm planning on building a permanent mud room in the basement.. Dying any where would leave the wife
With a dismantling job she would curse my soul forever

I do wonder about all the pictures and videos on my computer. Could I survive long enough to hit DELETE (and then empty the digital trash)? What if I did that and SURVIVED????

Eh... it's just something that happens. My brother was 31 when he died and the task of taking care of everything he owned was mine. Physical and digital, I had to go through everything. *Everything*

It just is what it is; I'd imagine that everyone is into at least something that's not considered the standard, basic stuff. He was no exception - some DVD cases with the paper insert reversed so it's white side out, a few very large memory sticks, movie files on computers, a fair number more files turned up when I needed to run forensic software on his hard drives. It's nothing personal and didn't change who he was or how I remember him. People are just into stuff and I'm very much on the accepting side.

Everyone knows their relatives best. If being into this is the kind of thing that would truly devastate them you should identify a more open minded, trusted friend to come in and sanitize everything first, so to speak.

Horror story material right here.

Keep a deleted files recovery tool handy I guess!

Ahaha, it's mostly a joke for myself, but all my illicit material is inside a folder called "If I am dead, delete this"

I suppose in the event of my untimely demise we'd see if my relatives took it at face value!

There's a weird other angle to that too. It seems like a shame for all that history and what you held dear to be deleted or forgotten. Not that and one you know would probably enjoy it like you did, but still.

I can't really post my collection on here since it's people that aren't me and goes against the current rules, which is fair, but again it's just a bit sad. Maybe if i was in a relationship with someone into it, but that seems to grow more and more farfetched as a grow older.

This is actually pretty interesting to think about on one hand dying in water with a loved one would be romantic but have to be planned and kinda morbid if you don't die but their was an expectation to

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pLZ36thXr7A&pp=ygUWYmlnIGZpc2ggZW5kaW5nIHNjZW5lIA%3D%3D

As far as computer stuff and phone stuff I don't mind what gets discovered it's a part of who am I am

Also hope sorry about your loss with your brother seems like a young age to pass at.

I'd bet that's the FIRST place they go!