I did this last year and I enjoyed all the questions from our fans. So I figured I would do it again and hopefully have even more questions thrown my way. Also this will give the UMD newbies the opportunity to ask me anything they would like to know about me and our Messygirls.

Ask away

I'll go ahead and get these out of the way early...

WEN WILL U BE GET MESSY WEARING WHITE PANTS?

Do you have any scenes coming up where the girls are wearing white sweaters?

Will you ever get a doll messy?

Do you have plans to include watches in all of your upcoming scenes?

And on a more serious note, is it true that Mr. MG was the second gunman on the grassy knoll referred to in the Warren Commission's report on the assassination of President Kennedy?

Why are your pies so perfect?

If you had a massive cream pie and could hit any of your current or previous models with it, who would it be and why?

What's in your black grease?

Who's next for the fucking machine?

does wam have any effect on your life

Very much on point since I was going to ask if one of his ancestors held Booth's horse outside Ford's Theatre.

When do you plan on getting back infront of the camera??!! And what is your favorite substance to get messy with??

Has it gotten harder to book fetish models? It seems as if there's less variety among the talent in the Messygirl lineup than there was, say, 2-5 years ago; plus, the amateur (Justpieme) and hardcore (Messygirlblowjobs) ends of your spectrum don't seem to be thriving in the same way they used to be.

Have you or any of your models had a cigar before? If so, when, why, and what did you think about it?

What was the series of events that first got Mr. MG involved with the "Revenge" videos? Is it a pleasurable experience for him (or for you to watch)? Does he get paid like one of your female models would?

if you had to pick one video to promote your site wich one would it be?

What was the biggest 'blooper' you had during shooting?

Has Liz retired?

Which of your gorgeous WAM models would you say are the most turned on by the WAM fetish....or even maybe top three. I'm also hopeful that Liz hasn't retired.

In the early years we tired a variety of pies, from frozen store bought to self made, some worked ok and others didn't. We just finally found the prefect two combinations that we liked, which is 16 oz. of whipped topping and a strong crust for thrown pies or whipped topping and a can of pie fillings for pies pushed in the face.

I would pie Vicky, because when she shoots for us, she usually stays at our place for a week, and we like to go out and have a few drinks and chill after shoots.

Black grease.

The next model who is brave enough to try it. We could try to get Candle Boxx or Debbie on it again.

I been into wam since I was very young, so it's my true fetish, I never went into this trying to make money. All I wanted to do was post a few messy pics of myself on a fetish forum, this was before UMD started. After I did that, I got noticed and had request to make custom videos and things took off for us. In 2000 it started to feel like work being in front of the camera, and I didn't want my fetish to become work, so we started to hire the likes of Sara and Lexi to become the faces of Messygirl and now we are where we are today.

Was in front of it a few months ago, but you may see me make another appearance or two in 2015. I really like anything messy, as long as it feels good.

Any chance of ever getting Sara back?

What about Raven? (Feel like she just disappeared)

Yes, it has become harder since now a days many models are just doing their own wam productions, such as Mai, Candle Boxx, etc. We have been looking for new faces and actually already booked a few. So you will soon see them in the coming months.

We will have more girls for JPM in 2015. Lucy was on it last month and she was a hit and is about to become a Messygirl.

We will also look for more couples for the MGBJ shoots this year.

Vicky, but she didn't enjoy it.

Mr MG was the sacrificial male for the revenge shoots for three reasons. He was already there, works for free and the girls wanted to get back at him for all the times he pied and slimed them. He is not a wammer, but still enjoyed it, heck, who wouldn't? I also enjoyed watching it.

If you flap your arms real fast, the landing is not too bad.

Hmmm, that is a tough one, I would say Lane and Hannah in "WAM in the Fast Lane" both girls are sexy and great at slapstick comedy.

We never had a big blooper, just small ones. Many of them are the girls just breaking up in the middle of a shoot.

After 11 years with us, she wants to go a different direction with her modeling.

Vicky, Lane and Lexi.

Liz wants to move into another direction with her modeling.

Sara is now in a job position that would not allow that to happen.

Raven is now a full time serious mistress and being pied and slimed would lessen her persona.

Hey MG. Any plans on working with Jasmine Mendez again? I love how dressed up she gets for your shoots with her makeup and things.