black grease, please!

I wanna see her and Penelope wrestling in the mud pool nude.

Pour Various Liquids over her head & let it cascade down over her face & body like a waterfall. Do the Pepsi VS. Coke -Cola Challenge by pouring several 2 liter bottles over her head, Then DO the Miller Lite Challenge by pouring Bottles of beer over her head and down her face when she says " Tastes Great " & Pour the bottles of beer down her top from the necklace line down while pulling her collar forward to do so & down her pants by pulling her waistband forward When she says " Less Filling ". Then have her act like a sports reporter and gets doused with a Gatorade shower after the teams the game. Then as a reporter in the lockerroom after the team wins the Championship & have bottles of Champagne poured over her. Then pour various flavors of juice over her.. Then , Gallons of White Milk & Chocolate Milk over Her. Then pour Various flavors of milkshakes over her , chocolate. Vanilla, Strawberry etc. 3 over her head & cascading over face. & 3 down her top & 3 down her pants in the same manner as described as the beer above. Pour large Buckets of water over her in between each of the above liquids. Then finally have her do the ice bucket challenge and have Several large Buckets of ice water with the ice cubes in there & pour over her head & down her top & bottom.

Also , I forgot to mention of above , to pour the milk over everytime she says " Got Milk "

I Would love to see her get muddy in a tight dress and a pair of high heel sandals.

Sorry. We're all full at the Messygirl Inn. No vacancies.
May I suggest the Slapstickstuff Hotel down the road a couple of hundred miles?