Hi everyone!

Being in a bit of a WAM drought, I got to wondering: how often do you all get messy?

Also, for discussion, how often do you all go through droughts? Are dry spells a common theme among messy enthusiasts and fetishists?

Not something i indulge in myself too often. I have to really be in the mood as i find the prep & clearing up very tiring (& a pain in the arse, makes me appreciate the models who do sessions & customs a whole lot more). Also the financial aspect as well as i can't afford too much. I'm much more into seeing someone else messy anyway, so just every few months for me, the rest of the time i have lots of fantastic customs and downloaded scenes to keep me going

There should be an option for "never"

this is exactly me!

thats the thing, if it wasnt for the clean up effort would be more often

I rarely ever get messy cause of my living situation. I don't get any privacy & when I do it's only for a couple hours, not enough time to get messy & clean up in & to get the stuff ready as well.

My answer is not a normal WAM fetishists answer because to me WAM is either work or for fun or for stress release.
So when I'm not ill or injured (so forget 12 months of the last 13!) then the norm would be at least twice a month and maybe up to 10 times a month with sessions/customs etc
I would never get messy for 'me' unless it was stress relief so maybe twice a year I might just pie myself!
Fun/joke surprise pies have only happened with Mike about 5 times and Ruby twice plus once with people in the family because of Mike again.
I was thrown in a pool in Greece when I was 18 and had ice cubes put down my back in a bar and there were water fights.
That's it!
These pics are genuine surprise pies!

I probably get messy around one every couple of months or so, and usually nothing too crazy. It's way more fun for me when it's out of my control, so it's not really the same when I'm not having a messy session with someone. Sometimes I just can't resist though.

A couple of times a month, more if I'm lucky!

Messy? Me? I'd say NEVER...


...but I like very much order custom shoots to model who can turn into reality my wildest dreams....

Maybe once a month when my funds & personal schedule allow

Very very rarely do I get messy on my own (I've done it exactly once this year and that was just a very quick custard shower in the bath). Quite honestly, I've always found it to be a boring solo activity.

Even if it's just a quick pie to the face or what I call a mini gunging where you are not drenched in the gunge but you have enough to get your hair and face wet I try and do this once or twice a month. It's so relaxing.

Before I became a producer I'd take a fully clothed bath at least once a week and also go play in the mud whenever the opportunity and weather allowed. Since becoming a producer eleven years ago, the frequency has dropped away to almost never, at least in terms of enjoying it from a fetish point of view. I regularly get soaked or covered in mud doing shoots, but that's strictly professional so there's no enjoying it from a sexual pov at the time, though it's nice to remember afterwards - and a legitimate reason to be covered in mud in the countryside if anyone happens by mid-shoot.

I've had a drought that lasted years (an ex and I tried chocolate syrup once, and she thought I wanted to lick it off of her...nope!), though I've been open to sharing my fetish with girls more often since then. So, recently, it's maybe once every 3 months or so.
My goal, as I imagine everyone here has as well, is to find a beautiful woman who enjoys it as much as I do.

I'm not a get messy for the fun of it kind of guy.

I also don't get messy very often. When I produce videos, I make the mess. Occasionally, I'll write a script where my character does get messy, but there's usually a plot device or trope that's in play. There are several tropes that I just love. I am telling a story, I will treat it as such. Don't judge me!

As far as how often I mess guys up, at the beginning of the year, I try to get all my filming done for the year, filming 2-3 times a month. It sounds like it would be awesome, right? Not so much. I mean, there are definitely worse jobs to have, but it's not all sugar and rainbows. I have 2 days to turn my bathroom into a studio, completely destroy it, and put it back together as a bathroom, while keeping tabs on my supplies and prepping as needed.

I haven't been messy for over 3 1/2 yrs....

Not often enough! But I don't really do any solo WAM activities, so it's however often I can convince my partner to participate (which is not very often, unfortunately ).

Sadly, I hardly ever get messy.

I can't find many local guys willing to meet up for a session, and when I do meet one, we can't arrange a date to get messy
Usually have to go down south and meet a couple of friends down there to get pied.

Not often enough, really, whether it's with a partner or solo. For some reason, self-WAM had kinda faded for me over time. When I was in my teens I'd get messy more often, but over the last few years I've only ever gotten really messy while making pie videos with a ladyfriend, and later on, my girlfriend. But a couple weeks ago, I realized I had some leftover pie supplies from my last WAM shoot. Since I can't use them on the girlfriend in the immediate future (distance relationship) and I wanted to use them up before I return to school in the spring, I figured "What the hell, I haven't done this in years, maybe it'll be fun!" Plus it was an excuse to experiment with new pie recipes and try out different things on the technical end.

Turns out I had a LOT of fun, more than I thought I would (I actually filmed it too, though not very well; maybe I'll end up sharing pics/clips on here if there's interest or I feel compelled to). It was like, "Wow, why don't I do this more often?" Sometimes it's just nice to treat yourself.

Sadly, I don't expect this will happen often, with my living situation and upcoming schedule. Although, I actually didn't use up ALL of the supplies, so maybe I'll have to indulge once more before the year ends...

That's actually something I realized as well - it really is a wonderful stress reliever! I didn't really appreciate that until my solo session the other week.

I usually get messy outside so i don't have to think about the cleaning to much, other than cleaning my clothes. I try to go out and get messy every time i feel the urge to do it, but it's not always that easy since i live in norway, and norway is F"#ing cold . For me It's a sexual thing but sometimes it doesn't feel that exciting even though i'm horny as F.#%. So it depends a bit on the mood and the weather conditions, but on an average i would say about every 3.rd month

From the time I was about 21 until about 11 years ago, I either lived by myself, or (after I was married) worked jobs where I was on the road most of the time. So I got messy almost every night. Even if it was just one pie in the face, but if I felt like it, I normally did full-out wam sessions, where I totally trashed myself.

About 11 years ago, I got a job where I am never gone at night. And my wife wasn't working then, and eventually retired, so she's here all the time. That brought a screeching halt to my getting messy.

There may have been a time or two where she was gone for a couple of hours (but I never knew for sure) so I used one pie, but that's been it.

So when I had my session with Maria last March, it felt really weird to be getting messy again. But once she started, it was like it was the most natural thing in the world! It felt amazing! Now, I haven't had a chance to get messy since!

But for a long time, I can look back on having gotten messy every day (well, 5 days/week)!

Norman

I would live in perpetual mess if I could; but like most of us, I have to meet and get on with others not of the same mind.

Agreed, though I suppose never is technically "less than once a year".

It's not my thing. I'd much rather be an observer or the one messing a woman up rather than the one getting messy.

Pretty much never. The last time I got properly messy was about 2 years ago at the end of the 'Messy Work' video. I just get what rubs off on me from Mrs Trouso during and after her shoots.

It's been a while for me too. Too long actually. For those of us are in a drought for one reason or another, how do you cope with it?

Right now Iam in a drought because right now I really don't need a release I know some time when I go to the store I will see shaving foam and it on I really cant say when this happen but it will then I show my friend the video I made while I got trash and they enjoy it I like getting trash with some one or alone I ready don't care when I do get trash you really don't know what gender Iam when I done I really enjoy getting push in or thrown in swimming pool be it heated or not it Calif, right now I need to stay out of swimming pool because of meds iam taking but the med is done Iam open to it

I only get messy when with a mutual friend as it is such a job of cleaning up after. However getting wet, which I also love , is very regular as it just needs the gear hanging up to dry. Usually once a week there is a wet uniform drying and sometimes more if I see something on here or get sent a wetvid clip or pics that I find a turn on.

Although I prefer being messed by someone else, I still LOVE messing myself, and would do it every day if circumstances allowed (and sometimes they do). One thing that makes it a bit easier for me logistically is that I mostly get excited by getting only my face, hair, and ears messy, so cleanup and volume of goop can be minimized for those every-day sessions. I honestly never tire of it!!!

I find that solo sessions can be made much more exciting by participating in the various versions of messy dares and challenges here on UMD. When you combine the public commitment with the requirement to post visual evidence, I don't feel like I'm doing it totally "alone".