She's ready to go, but her rates aren't cheap and I can't keep running a charity, so... Thoughts?

Sweet yeezus, she is slamming! If you gave her a classic SS treatment in a really skimpy bikini, think you could get away with the higher rate? That'd be a treat for all of us, for sure.

The sales climate is very tough though, so I can't fault you either way due to the risk involved.

I am also very much interested!!! Give her ALL the cakes

As long as I see this gorgeous babe in some equally hot high heels!

Honestly, will buy anyways. She's stunning!

Oh dat ass! Yes please Rich, put me down for one. Please put a cake in that face (and butt!)

I would definitely reinvest 100% of the money I make off my UMD snark in her videos!

Also if you're running a charity I want to write off all my purchases, please send receipts!

If there is a white chair involved... yes
if not... no

I haven't bought anything in a while, and I'm due for a purchase- I'd be glad to make her my next one.

Any hope she will go topless?
I'd pre order if so!

Lordy, shes hot!!!

me too...bare breast of course then slimed....

As someone who's seen the sales for Bree's lounge chair skit.... Not sure if I should emulate ANYTHING in that scene! (I kid, slightly... I suspect there's a lot of people who like bare foot shots and chunky slime, just not with that model unfortunately.)

I don't do the lounge chair setup much because it's so weather-dependent. (That particular one was shot on a partially cloudy day and I had to adjust exposure something like 20 times on all 3 cameras...) Especially right now when the average daily temp is 55 degrees!

Thanks for the suggestions.... I have no idea about her willingness re: topless or the skimpiness of her wardrobe. She's a pretty chill model but hasn't been especially communicative. (A trend a lot of new models share..)

Id buy it if it had pie hits to my liking. Not sure if she would entice more sales just based on her appearance, but I don't run a download store and wouldn't know.
If you do hire her pls use some good old fashioned pie hits with smearing(figured I'd ask too, what the hell)

I'll buy it, 100%. Is a nice. Looks like it's a mandatory for your vids now, but just in case, please include a lying-on stomach-with-legs-up-in air and face-cake-interfacing scene. Cheers!

I would absolutely buy anything with her!! She's internet famous, I've followed her on Instagram for a couple of years and I can't believe she's interested!!!! Girl has 1.4 million followers could be a good business decision too!

Yes! Yes! Yes, oh, yes!!!

What's her name and Instagram?

Warning. Warning. Warning.

Lol yeah I'm not going to out her here. She's famous enough where I shouldn't need to anyway

Why we don't start a raise fund to see her bare breast?

Any update on this one, RIch? Is she going to do it??

If by "do it," you mean "agree to do it, go back-n-forth for months to lock down details, confirm plane ticket and hotel, and then cancel WHILE SITTING AT THE AIRPORT GATE"..... Then the answer is "Yes."

If by "do it," you mean "actually come here and do the damn shoot that cost me an arm and a leg to set up," then "No."

Yeah. Sorry all. More than a little pissed about this. Unfortunately, it's par for the course with the way things have gone in 2017.

Who the hell cancels on something *after* they've gone through airport security? Plus if I was a TSA agent you know this girl would be getting pulled aside for a patdown every single time.

Her flight got delayed.... She was stuck at the gate... Started texting friends who started filling her head with the idea that I could be, you know, a real-life Regis....

But seriously, that's basically what happened. Those texts she sent over 30 minutes were like a slow-motion car wreck. My ONLY consolation is that a model who cancels JUST before boarding a flight... is definitely a model who would show up for the shoot and say, "Nah, too many pies. I'm out."

(And yes I know this is a fox-and-grapes analogy. "That model would've sucked anyway" is cold comfort, but what else can you do...)

Wow, that sucks! Did she give any reason why she called it off?

Hey! Regises have feelings too, you know.

............. Nah, not really, I just wanted to see what that sounded like in my head!

"I just don't feel comfortable traveling all that way to do this" is the official reason.

Which is, you know, a perfectly respectable reason... But ONLY early on... Not THREE MONTHS LATER, after I've already booked the flight and hotel and taken three days out of my schedule for her trip/shoot.

What video is that image from?