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| Flanorama presenter Amanda introduces Emma (one of the stars of Messy Missies) who by now has become a totally addicted splosher.
After thoroughly soaking her silky outfit in the paddling pool to demonstrate who love of getting wet, Emma sits down in her soaking clothes (to start with) for a truly epic sploshing--sweet, savoury, sticky, slimy and stinky! Two dozen eggs are followed by two litres of cooking oil, then the first of several coatings in custa...
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| Now mended after a few technical problems on this site!
Our piss-take "epic war film". Ace British pilot Capt Maxine Gigglesworth has crashed her plane and been captured by the nasty Hun. Blindfolded, bound and gagged in genuine wraf uniform, Giggles is "tortured" with foul food into giving away details of her mission. Eggs are smashed hard on her head, followed by a soaking in cooking oil. She's splattered repeatedly with spaghetti, vegetable and to...
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| This is my video debut. Totally destroying a $500 (£300) business suit with food. Then I rip the suit and blouse to shreds before being slapped hard in the face with big heavy pies.
I've been asked to present a cookery show but unfortunately I haven't been provided with any bowls, utensils or worktops. So I mix all the ingredients in my lap!
I start by washing myself down with water before covering my suit with flour, forming a white mountain in my l...
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| The full set, full-size at full resolution, it's the best 150 pics from my dozen days of destruction, "The 12 Days of Sploshmess," only a few of which (small and low res) wowed the Splosh! Forum over the festive period. Now enjoy it to the max for the 1st time or the 500th!
Based very loosely on the song The 12 Days of Christmas, I'm dressed in bright red PVC jacket, black PVC skirt with matching boots and a silver satin blouse (not to mention stocking...
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| This unreleased comedy classic stars Jo Bache as a drunk connoisseur presenting a show about party food and drink.
Pissed from sampling wine, Jo opens a bottle of champagne which accidentally squirts all over her silky blouse. Liking the fizz on her skin, she pours more of it inside then turns to beer which she also drinks and pours all over herself. But the mix of wine and beer prove too much and she slumps to the floor--recovering by drenching hersel...
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| Sploshing superstar Louise L'Amour (top model Louise Hodges) demonstrates her obsession with sploshing on anchorwoman Amanda Hughes. First Louise explains how sploshing started for her when she drenched her dress at a party and demonstrates exactly that, soaking her sequin-studded cocktail dress and stockings with increasingly large amounts of water.
Then Louise demonstrates some real sploshing pouring custard down her cleavage and over her shoes, coveri...
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| Two sets of photos for only $6 featuring our very own amazing Hayley! Hayley has worked with Splosh! since it started, mailing out products and doing admin, then after a couple of years she decided she wanted to get messy too! Work and family commitments stopped her for a couple of years but now she's back, and getting messier than ever.
Taken by the lady herself in her own home, the first set features our strawberry blonde dressed as a French maid in a...
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| Welcome to Splosh!'s very own breakfast TV show, 'Start the Day with Ophelia Pecker' as seen in their third film 'Hot Coffee & Sticky Buns'--a compilation of sketches packed with messy action. The running gag for this film were frequent trips to the newsroom to see the lovely Davina Burnett (20) reduced from smartly suited newsreader to horny naked wreck! Now for the first time you can see all of those sketches together on download here.
Davina (a stud...
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| When snooty Miss X was brought to our studio for a shampoo, she had no idea just what she'd let herself in for. The posh bitch from Windsor is used to having her near waist-length hair worshipped. Instead we tied her up and gave her a stinking sploshing that left her helpless and humiliated on the floor!
Dressed in a cute rubber maid's dress, Miss X had been snotty from the moment she arrived so we bound her hands and feet and started work. First eggs ...
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| The first sketch (and running gag) from Buff Films's last movie "Gooey Girlies" (Buff's demise being caused by the death of cameraman Shaun Kendall) stars busty blonde Rachel Stevens in her best business suit and satin blouse getting covered in almost everything!
in a strangely prescient sketch for 1997, Rachel has to announce the effects of a dreadful stock market crash--with the aid of "digital effects" which consist of having the relevant things thro...
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| Louise Hodges plays Louise L'amour, modeling megastar, describing her life on TV chat show Asshole and Company. In this the last scene of the film, she goes for a meal at her favorite restaurant (Pudding on the Ritz) in her best silk suit only to wind up having a food fight with cheeky satin-uniformed waitress samantha-jane (just 19 at the time!).
As well as lots of real food (beans, spaghetti, soup, custard, etc), this scene contains a number of first...
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| Amanda introduces our documentary Flanorama's Special Report. The sultry Robyn, dressed as a french maid, investigates sploshing by going to a photo shoot. Here she meets Sammy-Jane and Karen Partington in their best satin gowns and gets a lot more than she bargained for.
For a start, her warm welcome consists of a pie slapped in her bottom and is quickly followed by more to the face and a liberal coating in custard that runs down her lovely brown cleav...
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| The finale of 1992's "Sticky Buns:" Samantha-jane "consumer tests" pies using hapless presenter Ophelia Pecker as a stooge, only for it to turn into a classic tit-for-tat pie fight.
After her assistant fails to turn up for the item, Sammy-jane decides that the show's posh presenter Ophelia would make the perfect target! So the unwitting TV host has to stand there as Sammy hits her with pie after pie made of shaving cream, custard, rice pudding and jam...
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| Funny, mucky, and very, very rude!
After being chased by the Wicked Witch, Snow White (played by pretty young Scarlett) takes shelter in a cottage she thinks is owned by the seven kindly dwarfs of film fame. But as she falls asleep on the floor, the occupants return with their buckets of different muck and Ms White finds they are only interested in one thing: seeing her messy!
So after making her comfy on their big blue chair, Head Dwarf Lumpy demonstra...
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| Our supposed schoolgirl Tracie, looking super smart in her uniform, is all ready to be taught her alphabet by the strict Miss Georgina (star of our DVD Mucky Puppies). After all goes well with A (an apple for the teacher), things start to go downhill when Tracie suggests B stands for boys and balls. "No, Tracie!" our prim schoolmistress reprimands. "B is for baked beans!"
And so starts our sploshing alphabet! Beans, Custard, Double cream, Eggs, Flour...
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| Presenters Emma and Jo celebrate the end of their first "It's Splatterday" show with a party for all the kids watching, only to find there aren't any! Snooty Jo says it's because the show was too silly and not educational enough, and people don't want slapstick comedy anymore. So Emma decides to prove her wrong with a tit-for-tat food fight done in true Laurel & Hardy style.
First Jo is pied and her top filled with custard before Emma gets a real custa...
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| It's dinner time at Gunge Hill school--a parody of 1970s school-based TV series Grange Hil) But Gunge Hill couldn't be more different from that trouble-ridden comprehensive. For a start all the pupils have enormous tits! nd they can't stop fighting with their food!
Busty blonde Karen and her raunchy Robyn her American friend have been told to behave nicely by Head Girl Rachel 'Starchy' tevens. Unfortunately Robyn's boasting about how much better the f...
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| Undoubtedly the horniest messy film of its time!
After the silliness of some of the shows our slobby channel hopper finds in Messy Missies, he eventually comes to a station with a 1950's-style bbc continuity announcer who is linking into another staple of 50s TV the intermission film. This one has a big difference though: It features announcer Amanda herself, lots of mud and is very hot indeed.
Called The Potter's Feel (after the fam...
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| Part Two of Tigerr Under Fire is all-nude, all-naughty and sweet in every sense!
Our Slapstick Air Service Officer starts by peeling off her sodden, stinking uniform to reveal the incredible jugs that give her her famous nickname not to mention a perfect pussy. Ordered to lie on her back, it is her sweet little snatch that gets the first fun as a bucket of thick chocolate pours right on top of it to Tigerr's obvious delight. The next load pours onto th...
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| In her genuine u.s. Navy suit and blouse and tie, real-life submissive Tigerr "Juggs" Benson is the extremely tolerant star of this two-part "instructional" video for new members of the sas--the Slapstick Air Service, an elite force sent in to handle messy situations around the world. In Part One, Tigerr shows us how to handle anything the enemy can throw at her, leaving her a total messed-up wreck.
First she stands to attention as she is soaked with s...
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