Gorgeous WAM superstar Satine Spark was the first to visit my luxury artist's garret dressed to the nines for a burlesque performance (underbust corset, pasties, fishnets, ruffle panties and lace gloves). During part 1 I'd set about her with pies and cakes both thrown and smushed into her face, head and various parts of her body.

Things go from bad to worse (for poor Satine, at least) as I spend part two transforming her into a sloppy, gooey, colourful, living piece of art. I cover her in layer after layer and all manner of paint (thrown, poured and brushed) until she is totally covered and absolutely destroyed. During which time Satine gradually disrobes down to only gloves, heels and fishnet tights.

Satine really gets into the spirit of things. During this two part scene she probably covers every reaction in the WAM canon from shock to disbelief, trepidation, laughter, protestation and quivering, joy.

Finally, her hair (I play with that a little along the way!), makeup and clothes ruined beyond salvation, our gloriously messy star is treated to more treacle and a kilo of flour (I ask her if she is okay with flour as I empty it out over her head).

"I think this is the messiest I've ever been!" she says. Now, considering her resume (multiple scenes with Rev Slymsford, Candy Custard, Jeremy Custard and sessions at Mostwam) that really is saying something.

She does enact small revenge right at the end.

Satine is the focus of this scene and Trouso appears in shot in order to dish out the mess.