Discovering a can of thick wall paint leads to messy fun. In my Hugo Boss suit, Bruno Magli shoes, plush silk black socks, an Armani dress shirt, Eton tie, Seiko wristwatch, AirPods and my iPad, what could go wrong?

First I drop my watch right into the bucket of paint. Then I slip my shoe off and massage my silk socks with a handful of paint. The paint splatters onto my suit pants, the iPad and my bed. Then I fill my dress shoes up and shove my feet in making fun squishing sounds as the leather shoes and silk soak up every drop of paint they can.

Then the fun continues as I pour paint all over my underwear, cock and balls. I pick up my iPad and fully coat it in thick paint. I then toss my AirPods into the paint bucket. I pull my jacket off and fill the interior with paint before putting it back on. Then laying back in my bed, I tear open my Armani dress shirt and jerk off. The cum sort of blends in