Nessie, wearing a black tankini and shorts, briefly jumps on the springy surface of the peat bog before settling in shoulder-deep in a small-in-diameter but deep muddy hole. Attention, messy foot lovers: This is followed by a foot scene in a soupier area, featuring a phallic object (okay, it was a thick stick).

Then she's back on a different day in a navy bikini top and black miniskirt, getting into the mudpit with the camera showing her from the back. More visible feet plus, can you spot the spinal surgery scar during multiple immersions? Shoulder-deep, but sorry, no facial coverage or submersion. Shot with the newer camera (higher-definition). Included free with this package is "Bikini Mud." Nessie erred by not setting the focus on the camera correctly before giving it to the camera man so it's rendered in low-definition, and there's no sound either. so no charge!