Note: Although UMD automatically horzontally squishes things for the sake of preview, the actual clip is fine. It has been checked.

Never fear, Nessie had a real birthday celebration with actual family and food and cake...but on the actual day of her birth, which turned out to be a fine sunny day in September, she headed out alone to the East Massivian Flood Plain for a solitary wallow in the clay/sand pit. She put on a strapless bustier and short shorts and then into the mud she went. Wallowing, sinking, playing in the mud and talking occasionally to the camera, she eventually got down to her neck, but there is no facial coverage or messy hair in this. This particular mudpit is spring-fed and tends to be prohibitively cold, making a full submersion not particularly desirable. This strapless top, though, was so very low-cut that during the production process, the footage was carefully proofread to make sure that nothing too private fell out! During a couple mud crawls, though, it looks like it's going to happen any moment. Attention messy foot lovers: Muddy, messy, wet feet get considerable camera time. Attention Club MPV members: This clip was re-rendered to a lower bitrate for UMD. It looks pretty good, but if you're a purist, you may wish to download this from Club MPV instead.