I am a married male in my later 20s living in the mountains of northern california. I have been visiting the forums on umd.net for like over a decade as a guest. Im really into women getting green/other colors of slime poured right on top of there heads. When a woman says "I don't know?" I'm actually disappointed that green slime didn't just come out of the heavens and shower them. My wife and I have made a few videos and pics our selves but I'm too shy to post. She isnt. She is soooo hot. She also gets slimed aND pied just the way I want her to. Every now and then she suprises me by dumping pudding or cake mix slime on my head when I step in the shower. I prefer it to women but there's something defiantly arousing when she slimes me or a woman gets a man. I've been interesting in slimed women for as long as I can remember. I blame the mk-ultra encoded messages on 80s and 90s nickelodeon. Mostly ycdtotv