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"Sloppy, sensual, brightly colored sliming at its finest."
Love, love, love the vibrant colors of the slime. Her friend seems to really enjoy covering her in slime. And Brenda seems to really enjoy her sliming and i really shows. Both women are gorgeous with brenda showing off her lovely assets covered in slime.

mhop 3/27/21
"Poor mom gets plastered with pies. What a great game show lol."
This is great, Poor mom gets plastered with pies and that Caking is just awesome. The marshmallow fluff is a nice sticky touch as well. She is gorgeous both clean and covered in mess. I hope she had a blast doing this cause it looked like tons of fun. I would enjoy being on this game show any day. Great stuff!

mhop 3/27/21
"Now this is my kind of Game show! Bravo!"
What can I say, a recreation of the pie pod with crowning Glory from wwyd is a dream come true! She gets plastered first few shots miss but once its dialed in it splats her good with the green crowning glory making sure she's good and covered. now this is my kind of messy game show!

Fantastic work and i hope we will see more lovely ladies in the hot seat in the future.

mhop 3/27/21
"Beautiful Messy Dynamic"
What a stunning video from both Walter and Leo. Both of them really got stuck into the cream and became sloppy messes! There is a lot of caressing, kissing, and sucking in this video and I love seeing them both get lost in their passion. I absolutely recommend watching this!

Tigerdude 3/27/21
"Two Goddesses of WAM have Sexy, Sloppy Fun"
Wait, hang on... Two of my favorite models of all time have a messy scene together and I don't own it?!?! Yeah, I'm fixing that. Each of these ladies is a goddess of wam, and seeing them mess each other up is downright transcendent. The variety of mess is outstanding, with pies, slime, and face dunking sure to scratch any WAM itch you might have. There aren't any of the frame-filling close-ups of messy pussy that I usually rave over, but the scene is plenty sensual and the ladies are obviously having an incredible time, so this gets a huge recommendation from me.

WritesNaughtyReviews 3/26/21
"A very good oil movie"
Estel and Alexis wear perfect outfits for oil, complete with full accessories.

They pour oil over each others outfits turning them see-through with some great shots of the ladies wearing their sticky outfits with lots of focus on tights turning them beautifully shiny. Certainly worth the money.

WAM Businessman 3/24/21
"I can't get enough of seeingGaby play with herself in the mess!"
Two beautiful ladies totally naked, and one's getting slime poured all over her while she masturbates? And the one getting slimed is Gaby?!? Shut up and take my money! It's almost indescribable how amazing Gaby is in this scene. That's all there is to it. She takes a cascade of slime in all colors of the rainbow, and it turns into a beautiful mix all over her. The whole time it's coming down, she is sitting in a growing pool of slop, legs spread wide to the camera, running her hands all over herself and especially between her legs. Watching her fingers glide over every square millimeter of her beautiful pussy--around and between her lips, over her clit--is absolutely mesmerizing. It's incredibly sensual, and it made me wish I could dive in with her. It only got hotter when she picked up the toy. The sheer sloppy sexual energy coming through the screen was palpable as she slid the toy in and out of her pussy, and when she came, I felt like the world was a better place for it. As she lay back, basking in the afterglow and catching her breath, I could not get the smile off my face.

WritesNaughtyReviews 3/24/21
"No action until 10 minutes in"
Bought this scene for $16.99 thinking it was great value for a 28 minute video, however found that the first 6 minutes was just talking and the pie action didn't start till around the 10 minutes mark reducing it to an 18 minute video.

Would not have paid this much if I had know that.

Overall the remaining 18 minutes is excellent and worth the viewing just be aware the first 1/3 of the scene is pointless.

spike5 3/22/21
"A new found affection for gunge traps!"
The idea behind this video intrigued me... predicament bondage/mess is always an interesting idea, but this video really gave it some style!

The poor yet rather sarcastic Leanne, wrists and ankles bound has to delve through a very messy chest of draws to find a key for her wrist bar and a clue to the location of the key for her ankle cuffs...

She is deluged with gunge at just about every opportunity, and it comes from all sides, right above her head, spraying into her face and even from behind while she is reading the messy clue.

The quality of the gunge is great, a good mix of consistencies used in different ways, the booby trapped chest of draws was a nice touch... maybe would have benefitted from a spring loaded pie haha.

Her hosts are merciless and the whole affair is well acted out.

Very cute scene indeed!

Bloxo 3/22/21
"Bummed no licking of the toes, was looking forward to it"
Although I still enjoyed the messy feet, in the description they said lick toes, but they didn't include licking each other's toes at all.

Roberts25 3/21/21
"Falling in the Shaving Cream"
A cute, sexy, fun scene as The Wife is spanked into an inflatable pool filled with shaving cream. The Wife plays and dunks herself in the shaving cream again and again, trying to get out, only to be hit by cream pie after pie once she manages to sit up. Limited dialogue, but The Wife is clearly having a blast. As The Wife is, in what appears to be a first, only wearing lingerie, the force of the thrown pies and surprise chocolate drenching makes it hard for her to "contain her assets" as another reviewer has written. A fun, sexy scene that The Man and The Wife knock out of the ballpark.

LordAndarian 3/19/21
"Girl Meets Pie"
A simple set up, literally "let's obliterate Lilly with pies," leads to an amazing video. The Man and The Wife take great delight in smashing pie after pie into Lilly, leaving her a sexy cream covered mess. Later fuscia and green slime make a surprise appearance. Lilly's dry humour runs throughout the video, particularly appearing in the behind the scenes footage. This is a must see for pie fans, and if you don't have a crush on Lilly before the video, you will afterwards.

LordAndarian 3/19/21
"A+ Pie Action"
Great, great scene! You totally get your money's worth here. First off, I love the type of pies used. They all have the baked pasty crust, and they have a nice variety of fillings. Most pies are thrown, but there a few self-pies. The wife is a pro at the self-pies. She did them perfectly and applied great coverage. I will be buying the other scene they have available and definitely be waiting for future scenes.

SamIWam 3/19/21
"Hard sliming"
The hard chocolate dousing in this was amazing. I have never seen a dousing quite like that. Opened up a whole new world of excitement.

Pie Blaster 3/19/21
"Candy lets you in on a secret"
Candy is just wonderful here, episodes one and two are similar in concept but the outfits are different and come on, you need both. Any chance to see Candy getting her amazing body all gooey and messy is worth the price of admission, and the video quality is crystal clear.

sauceboss 3/17/21
"Candy's Back! and Front!"
Any chance to see Candy in front of the camera is a rare treat indeed, but this is really fantastic. Candy is as hot as ever in her pretty black lingerie, and the "shhh... I've got to be quiet" nature of this video is really fun. It feels like she's letting you in on a big secret, and got messy just for you.

sauceboss 3/17/21
"Lola and Jess, having slimy fun in bikini's, b4 getting naked."
If you're a fan of orange slime, Jess West or just 2 young women having fun with each other in slime. Then you should enjoy this video, even through they aren't actually wrestling in the slime, just having a nice gentle roll around in it.

3 out of 5.

Wheelchairman 3/16/21
"Must-have for messy-hair fans, highly recommended for anyone else"
Take one genuine, enthusiastic model, add pies, repeat. Like good home-cooking, a recipe doesn't have to be complex to be excellent.

There are plenty of really great details on display as well... The variety of pies is wide; all crusts and cream with an assortment of different fillings. The delivery is also varied; numerous self-pies, but occasionally a well-placed thrown pastry will splatter in from off-screen. Maybe there's nothing hugely innovative going on, but what is here is a fantastic distillation of what makes a pie-scene fun. (A note for messy-hair folks: Truly some top-notch hair coverage here. Almost every pie gets smeared all over, with wonderful attention paid to ensure her hair is pasted flat. Just tremendous coverage.)

GherdG 3/16/21
"The Mess, the Whole Mess, and Nothing but the Mess, So Help Me"
On a normal day, The Wife has fabulous awesome hair. When she does it up like she did for this scene, there are not enough words to describe how good it looks.

It's nothing but mess, and starts with my favorite kind of slime, slow with eyes open as long as possible, and fully covering all her hair, her face and everything else in just one incredible pour. The consistency of that first one was almost perfect. It dictates just how fast or slow it should be poured, and The Man, you matched that perfectly.

The second is ever so slightly thinner, and a quicker pour works best, and it covers completely, and The Wife helps it get everywhere on her.

The shift for the wide angle is where I would have started, to show the more complete clean, to the more total mess.

I cannot imagine just how much slime was prepared for this project. I wonder if there is a way to measure her weight difference from being clean to being fully covered.

This video did remind me of the very first video I made as a producer, but mine was in my bathtub, and she was a WAM virgin eager to experience it. She too got fully covered like this, and I do still have that video but I don't share it but to a select few, and that's only to show other producers a few of the things I did different. I wonder what The Wife would say if she viewed it.

A lot of long videos have so much open time. It could be several slow-motion replays, or repeating the scene from an second camera. This one, after the very short intro, is solid mess with no repeating and no blank time. Very very well produced.

Twidget 3/15/21
"And the nominees for best single first sliming in a WAM video are"
I forgot how to post reviews as a customer, so I instead wrote two comments. Here I hope to combine them.

This is the Ellie video. The first sliming to me, was of Oscar winning performance. The look on her face as it starts and she keeps her eyes open for a very long time, followed by just letting the slime happen without being overly dramatic is a winner every time. I can think of only one other slime scene that comes close and that one is more than twenty years ago, and that's Phoebe Rodriguez friend April doing a simple slime scene by herself.

My second take on this is what makes this an almost perfect scene. If this were done as a solo scene, everything else the same but her asking for mess, this would be titled, all-out-ellie. Great after shooting commentary that's missing from every other producer. They always end scenes too soon. Please let Ellie know about her ever growing fan club.

Twidget 3/15/21
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