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"Messy muddy piggy puts on a great show!"
Right from the start you can tell that this is a scene about action. Martina is already naked, painted pink, with her cute little pig nose/ears and a buttplug ready to go! The mud is a great consistency and absolutely covers Martina perfectly and makes all the great squelching noises a pig should enjoy. The pacing of the scene is great, there's lots of awesome shots of the pig tail stuck in Martina's ass, and the noises she makes are very sensual with a great mix of oinking to boot. She really goes all in, dunking her whole face into the gross mud and then crawling towards the camera to give us a closeup of her mud caked face still dripping. The orgasm is top notch and afterwards there's still plenty of mud play, perhaps even the best head mucking of the whole scene. The only drawback is that it does feel a little like a "scene" where Martina is performing for us, as she frequently looks away from the video camera at the still photographer, and at times her noises feel a touch forced. It would go just that touch further if it felt like the viewer were watching her enjoy herself with us noticing her, more of a fly on the wall while she simply enjoys her mud the way she wants to. But this is super nitpicky, overall any scene where a super hot girl puts on a pig nose and rolls around in the mud is a 13 out of 10 and if you're into that sort of thing, definitely pick this up.
BSWAL28  30 days ago
"50 minutes of a true WAM star exploring many different messes!"
Full disclosure I bought this scene for the pig nose so my review may be skewed slightly, but the absolute joy that Vixen brings to any scene that she releases is so evident. You can absolutely tell that humiliation is a huge turn-on, and Vixen goes to great lengths to give an amazing service to all of the folks who contributed ideas to her interactive event. That said, for me the scene loses a little by trying to do too much, and I really wish that Vixen had the time/resources to invest in a few of the ideas far more thoroughly. Just when the pig nose segment was getting super hot and enjoyable she moved on to foam and slime. This is just my personal preference but it felt just a touch rushed, and as much as anal was mentioned it was a little letdown not to get some buttstuff. But truly Vixen is an amazing WAM artist, you can tell that she wants to 100% please her fans, and this absolutely could be exactly what another person would enjoy, just a smorgasbord of WAM ideas all touched upon in a massive 50 minute mess session with one of the true icons of the UMD/WAM community!
BSWAL28  30 days ago
"Bondage, great mess, and wonderful orgasm!"
I mean, can you go wrong when you tie a girl down, attach a vibrating wand to her, and mess her up? Definitely not! This is an amazing scene, the reactions of Leigh are super freaking hot, the pies and slime are delivered at perfect intervals to heighten the pleasure for both the victim and the viewer, and the climax is super powerful and guaranteed to please! A little more camera work would be my only wish, really focusing right in on the vibrating action and getting super close to her gungey-messy face while she is being destroyed with the mess and nearing climax. But that is a small preference piece to an otherwise outstanding scene you need to buy!
BSWAL28  30 days ago
"Wow! Buy this now, love it Forever!"
Holy. S*. This is The Scene of all scenes y'all. You will not regret this purchase. First off, the outfit? Got Da Lady is absolutely smoking in this latex getup. We start off with a full eye contact PoV blowjob, so much audio of sucking and moaning. Definitely gets the engine going! And then. Then. One of the Best cone of shame slimings ever. Hot Pink on the black latex is the perfect choice. At one point the cone is absolutely filled to 99% capacity, her whole face is Completely gone and you can see the air bubbles and hear the gurgling. If you want someone who will commit to the cone, Lady has Got You my friend. She literally comes out of the cone gassssssping for air! It doesn't last long but we even get a BJ while in the cone, which at this point I'm wondering if I ordered a custom I didn't remember cuz I'm always wanting to see more of that. And then we get a very lengthy blowjob with more slime, more of the amazing audio of lady, and just... man this is the holy grail of a scene. If you're a slime fan, BJ fan, Cone fan, WAM fan... just a fan of somebody who you can tell is absolutely loooooving all the mess and the sexual fantasies... please buy this and support someone doing what they love so we can see more of this perfection!
BSWAL28  5/9/26
"Kalayna the perfect wam model"
Wow this is a must buy. Considering she's never done modelling before she is an absolute natural, wasn't shy at all and seemed super into the mess. Really hope to see her back.
thejam12  5/6/26
"Brilliant"
A brilliant concept as ever they really deliver on mess and "antics" Thank you it's brilliant.
rebirth  5/6/26
"Pure spontaneity at its finest"
This has immediately made its way into my top 5 scenes of all time. There's something about a spontaneous, unscripted messy shoot that's just so much hotter than anything else out there. As a huge fan of first time experiences, the story behind this is naughty and sexy, and the way we get to hear how she got from never having any experience with WAM to going all-in in a matter of days is endlessly hot and endlessly exciting; I've never been so jealous of such an opportunity. She's so into it from the start, and she picked the perfect outfit to get messy in. We can only hope that Marie will become a regular in the WAM world one day. Great work. I'd love to see more shoots like this in the future.
rush2112  5/4/26
"Erotic in every sense of the word"
What a scene! There's something so impossibly sensual about the idea of a slime bath at a spa, end even more exciting when a happy ending finish is involved. This is pure girl-on-girl eroticism, and it hardly gets any better than that. As hot as the scene is, it's even more fun when the knowledge of what's coming excites them so much that they break character. 10/10 Keep the hot scenes coming!
rush2112  5/4/26
"A perfect girl and a perfect mess makes for a perfect scene"
Amazing! Jessica is so bubbly and fun and it's clear that she's every bit as into the mess as you would hope. She really knows how to tease an audience with her body and her commentary is quite hot to listen to. Perfect mess, perfect girl, incredibly amazing outfit (wish she kept it on longer), and it all comes together for an arousing finish more than worthy of the price tag.
rush2112  5/4/26
"Amazing"
This is Amazing! Laura is so sexy and so good! Her partner is so cruel! I've downloaded it and watched it about 5 times so far.

I just hope the dress survived--I want to see her in it again!

Well worth buying this!
Carol66nCD  5/3/26
"Great video!"
Perfect video! Perfect transformation of the cocky Cruella into a humiliated messy at the end. Fantastic job!
SATOROXO  4/30/26
"Better than most other AI videos"
A very fun idea--the girl looks very similar to a certain 90s popstar in an iconic costume. The British accent she spoke with was good to start with, but later felt she lapsed into American. That plus the short runtime for the price is why I took a point off. But a great sliming with clear care and hard work put into the video--definitely interested to see more from this producer!
briff1es  4/29/26
"A Great Energetic Piggy"
Martina is a great dirty, little piggy in this one. She is energetic and very animated. Lots of squealing and oinking, as is necessary to be a good pig of course.
TrashAnimal  4/28/26
"Authentic and Genuine, As Always"
No one does it quite like Violet. The way she genuinely enjoys humiliation is so abundantly evident in this scene. She speaks a lot in this one, which adds so much to its authenticity. As a bonus, she is the best piggy on UMD.
TrashAnimal  4/28/26
"Another solid scene!"
One of my favourite things about this whole kink is seeing people get pied for the first time, and as far as that goes Ruby delivers: nice big pie, plenty of coverage, and an all round good time. For me, shaving foam is tactile as much as visual, and I feel like she does a good job of exploring that whole space, too. Regardless of whether you've already picked up her other shaving cream scene, this one is well worth the cost of admission.
flansomeman  4/27/26
"Mrs. CC Does Dirty Talk Like Nobody's Business"
This scene is great in that the wetlook feels like buildup/edging, and once the mud comes out is when the load comes out (not to be crass, but I couldn't resist). Mrs. CC is an expert dirty talker throughout all her scenes, and it is so natural and seemingly effortless for her. I feel like she can get a response from her talk alone, but the mud coverage and the sight of her bouncing on top of Mr. CC, along with her statuesque form, all of it is overwhelming in the best way. I also love the color and texture of the mud here. Highly recommended for mud lovers.
WAMOptimist93  4/27/26
"Great video of model getting gunged multiple times!"
This is a fantastic video! The model is gunged multiple times. He is also gunged with thick Gunge which looks very hot on him and the tracksuit he is wearing!
Seangunge  4/26/26
"Great video of model getting gunged"
This is a great video! The model tries hard to answer the questions but is constantly gunged. It looks very Hot on him!
Seangunge  4/26/26
"Magic is Made"
I have admired a lot of pics from Port City Slophouse's work but admittedly have not bought many scenes from their store. When the teaser to this one dropped, I was immediately reeled in. I'm pretty infamous here for my love of dark substances and thick, transformative messes, along with sensuality and unstaged debauchery. Kieran immediately stands out with her flaming red hairstyle. This scene would be worth buying for the main scene alone, but the bonus just takes it over the edge. I don't think my words can do the rest of it justice, you just need to buy the scene and see for yourself. Hoping to see Kieran many more times over even if my wallet is dreading it.
WAMOptimist93  4/24/26
"Bri: Champion Cocksucker!"
The lovely Bri shows off her absolutely cracking cocksucking technique while getting drenched in colorful custards, completely ruining her gorgeous makeup, hair, lingerie, and white thigh-high stockings. She takes her man's powerful load to the face, then forces him to return the orgasmic favor to great success as we watch her writhe in pleasure on his face. She then slides down his chest and rides his cock like a jockey on a thoroughbred until they both cum again.

Absolutely cracking vid, and Bri has never looked hotter! My only actual complaint is that it's shot in 9:16 vertical orientation, which sucks when viewed on my 100" TV.
wambob  4/23/26
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