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"Amasing, and thick lathering don't miss that one"
for a hair fetish like me is the best, that the thick creammy i love to see your hair is so long i would love to scrub that hair for you and fuck in it.
tarnia  9/3/20
"This is good. Really really good."
Oh my word. This is one of, if not the, very best of her finest movies. It has all the element of the art of WAM fetish entertainment taken to the n-th degree. At no time during this entire movie is she anything but a stunningly beautiful, sexy naked woman, even when encased in nasty, messy, smelly gunge. You can see how smelly it is. It is very nasty. Very messy. Without a WAM fetish, it wouldn't make sense but with that fetish, and in the hands of the finest exponent of the art, it becomes the sexiest, the nastiest, the messiest, the most beautiful entertainment ever. The key is that she really does enjoy her work. We are just privileged to be allowed to stare while she does it... Yes. Yes. Yes.
Splosh Lover  9/1/20
"Kaydens brings insanely hot hardcore messy action yet again!"
The sample pics absolutely fail to do justice to just how hot this video is. I know it's hard to believe. I've seen the pics. They are good, but the video is that much better. Kaydens is obviously having a ton of fun, and she puts on an incredible show. There's an outstanding variety of action too, so you are sure to find something that sets you off. Want to see Kaydens' pretty face get slathered with goo over and over again? This video has some nice close-ups of it. Want to see her rub the thick mess into her skin as it pours slowly over her body? She's got you covered, both figuratively and literally. Want to see her ride her gooey pink dildo and watch as it slides in and out of her? That's literally the name of the video. There are over 3 minutes 30 seconds of it, including a mouthwatering close-up, and it is absolutely beautiful. There's even a bit just after she's done riding the toy where she strokes it and rubs it between her legs. That almost made me cum and I'm not even into that kind of thing usually.
WritesNaughtyReviews  8/31/20
"I've never seen any outfit get filled up quite like that"
Great from start to finish! I've never seen any outfit get filled up quite like that. It gets very full and round. Big time inflation vibes if that's your thing. Stella is very expressive and seems to really enjoy the experience.

13/10 would pay for refills.
sinfulsink  8/29/20
"Love Mark, and the gunge is really good in this one. Fantastic!"
Mark is a great sport/victim, and the quality of gunge and coverage is superb. Really enjoyed this one.
piecub  8/28/20
"Brilliant films truly enjoyed it."
I tully loved this film so much it was amazing to watch her orgasm in thick fluffness she looked like she really loved it too. Once again I can't express in words how much I really enjoyed this its really amazing everyone should get this :) your amazing Stella love you loads keeping up the good work ; )
Fuzzy95  8/24/20
"A brilliant performance"
Do you know, I really do believe Darla enjoys doing this stuff. For whatever reason she is clearly in tune with the fetish. She understands and enjoys it. She gets it. She is relaxed but abandoned to the performance which suggests a total commitment to doing whatever it takes to entertain. She uses her body as an object to be abused as required. And I love it. It really works for me. Especially the repeated, lengthy head dunks to test herself surpassed only by the massive orgasm at the end. I always thought you couldn't have an orgasm while holding your breath. I was wrong. Darla demonstrates just how wrong I was. My word, she does love doing this stuff and I love watching her... It is a long video, nearly two hours long although the size of the file to be downloaded is not as massive as you might fear. Strongly recommended,
Splosh Lover  8/23/20
"Come for the slime, stay for the comedy (and pies, syrup, etc.)"
It's becoming redundant, but these guys really "get it." It's very apparent that they're truly enjoying doing these; not just the mess, but the production and conception as well. The plots, the staging, the props, all of it is clearly the product of effort, care, and fun, and it shows on the screen. The Grade A pie-throwing on display is just gravy, which ironically is about the only thing not dumped on these hapless diners... Great scene.
GherdG  8/22/20
"Hot guys in sexy singlets enjoy a fun and messy game"
Two hot guys in two sexy singlets! This is a great format for a gunge game. Both players genuinely try to avoid the slime, and neither escapes clean. Nicky is playful and competitive, but that doesn't exactly work in his favor. My only wish is that the video went longer, because who wouldn't want more? Nice work!
PaulB  8/19/20
"First of many scenes I'll be purchasing from Messy Darla"
This was fantastic! For anyone who is a fan of a game or game show-type format--especially one that was interactive with real fans--this is the scene for you. Messy filled balloons don't get as much love as they should (imo), and Darla takes them all like a champ! This was my first scene of hers that I purchased (definitely not the last) and I found it impossible not to fall in love with her energy and fun spirit. Highly recommend!
Pie_Cook  8/19/20
"Slimed hair and black vest."
Loly-Pop looks better than ever in her black vest. Her hair is so soft, shiny and seductive. You want to just reach out and run your fingers through. And this girl knows how to enjoy mess! She always takes her time. Big drops of slime run down her neck and over her shoulders. And all over her hair. It looks lovely! Thanks, Gorgeous!
MrWetShirt  8/17/20
"Slimed and wet hair and pink top."
Loly-Pop looks lovely in this pink top! It looks just great, quite low cut and suiting her gorgeous figure!

And it goes teasingly darker as it gets wet!

Loly-Pop really takes her time with the gunge first, it looks lovely in her hair and on her face and neck.

Then the water. Nice! It slowly soaks down her lovely boobs.

Fully-dressed, decent but oh so teasing!
MrWetShirt  8/17/20
"Perfect dress but the pool too small!"
A great ball gown, only the tub is too small. This great masterpiece deserves a pool, or better yet, a whole lake.
gerd01  8/17/20
"Well worth the price"
Such a beautiful petite model. Alyshee has a firm body with a great set of tits and a nice pussy that will have you masturbating in no time! The mess glistens of her beautiful chocolate colored skin!
muddyfeet  8/17/20
"Great gunging of chelsey"
Another great video with plenty of naughty secrets revealed by Chelsey plus plenty of gungings as well and to top it of she looks great in that pvc outfit.
Gungebob  8/16/20
"Low cut top and green slime."
Really cute!

You have bare shoulders and a really nice top on.

I thought that it was a floral swimsuit, at first. Love the way the slime just runs so slowly down your shoulders!

And collects, sorry, at your cleavage!

Very sexy!
MrWetShirt  8/15/20
"Foamy Devilish kitty!"
Sexy slender beauty Cinq pours the inside of her panties full of shaving cream... So much so that it pops off and leaks out!

She provokes us as she smears shaving cream all over her body, overflowing outside, her gestures and expressions so sensational and sexy!

After showing it off once and for all, Cinq puts a bowlful of foam pie on his head and gets his whole body covered in foam to fuel our lust even more... We can't get enough of the way she wiggles her entire slender, foam-covered body and provokes us like a devilish kitty!

I highly recommend this video for her lovely, sexy charm, including the final shower scene.
JpWam  8/13/20
"Jayce is best wet."
Can I say that 1. Jayce is gorgeous (knew that). b. Jayce in a t-shirt and shorts looks even better when wet. Here she is very wet and, yes it makes her look brilliant and very sexy. Oh I love it. Now, thirdly, does that mean that, when wet, she is better in a t-short that (say) naked? Now to tell you the truth, I don't rightly know that but I do look forward to doing much more research on the subject. In the meantime, I will just entertain myself by enjoying cracking good videos such as this one. Woop woop. More more.
Splosh Lover  8/11/20
"Ellie Makes a Wonderful Debut!"
The Man & The Wife initiated their UMD store a few months back, just about when all of this quarantine, social distancing, mask wearing etc. started. During their months of operation, they have produced many creative Slapstick gems that have provided some quality entertainment as we work our way through the various phases to full reopening, when ever that will be. ( What happened to summer? )

I was intrigued last week when they posted some teaser pics of Ellie, a very attractive lady who happens to be a good friend of "The Wife." Ellie and "The Wife" are two very appealing "neighbor lady" types that you can't help imagining them being the targets of messy pies if you happen to see them together at a grocery store or restaurant. A visualization that occurred quite often, I must admit, when I used to get out of the house more. Ellie made her slapstick debut in The Man and The Wife production of "Table for Two." The premise for the scene is a tried and true, but always appreciated slapstick scenario where a couple of pretty ladies visit a restaurant and one of them is on the receiving end of a messy onslaught of very colorful pies, slime and baking ingredients while the other pretty lady remains totally immaculate.

The scene is played very well by the 2 lovely ladies. As the vibrant colored pies & assorted ingredients find their mark, the initial "victim" is obliterated with mess, a perfect chromatic line of demarcation forms on the backdrop separating splatter from pristine. The side of the table where the lady receiving the desserts is seated displays a stark contrast to the undisturbed side where her counterpart is suggesting menu options while remaining totally clean. She nonchalantly accepts and kind of enjoys witnessing her lunch partner's fate.

As expected in all great slapstick productions, the nonchalant companion does not remain immaculate and eventually receives her "just desserts" which include a barrage of flawlessly thrown pies splattering nicely on the pretty lady's face.

Ellie is awesome, she plays the scene perfectly! She does a wonderful job of building the anticipation, her glasses remain intact & unscathed until splat! the 1st of many pies finds her pretty face. Accompanied by many more, I might add. The Wife, being the "Slapstick Queen", has the most superb reactions through the entire scene. Ellie is a very welcome addition to "The Man and The Wife" productions and I really look forward to her next video.

Great Job!
Piethro2  8/10/20
"A very sexy mud session"
On the face of it, this is a routine HoM presentation. Girl, strips to lingerie, then naked while getting muddy down by the river side. And it is. Except this is |ayce, the boss, showing how to really do it. Every time she falls over, it is face down in the mud. By the time she is down to her underwear, and roiling around in it I am enjoying a lovely hands-free hard on. She doesn't just get muddy, she grabs a massive handful of thick, sticky mud, lifts her face upwards and engulfs her head in the stuff. She disappears in it. She strips to nude and her body is encased in mud. That's the sexiest body that has ever succumbed to mud. It is very naked, very muddy and very very sexy. She is just the best.
Splosh Lover  8/8/20
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