In alcohols defence I've done some pretty stupid stuff sober

buenos dias

info about me, I'm a 25 year old cheeky chappy from Birmingham, I'm straight, i have a full time job in the diamond and swiss watch line of business (sounds more interesting then it is), I'm mad into my music mainly indie rock and brit pop, my all time favorite artists are the smiths, Kasabian, the stone roses and oasis, my hobbies are fairly standard, sports i like are rugby, boxing and formula one, i like going out to pubs and bars and getting slightly intoxicated, i like eating out (i'm a terrible cook), and oddly for a guy i like going shopping, especially buying myself new clothes, I've been told i have really good dress sense, I've been into wam since i can remember, not keen on getting messy myself but i adore pieing beautiful women, as of yet I've only got messy with three girls (two being ex girl friends), my other turns on are being dominant, my strongest weakness are girls with round bottoms, if its round and wobbles when being slapped i'll fall in love with that ass <3, I'm quite a free spirit and not overly the most mature for my age (my banter is strong), i live by the rule that we only live once so we should try to enjoy every second of it, im rubbish at writing about myself and I've just lost interest in writing this, if you wish to know anything else about me (highly unlikely) just send me a message.

I'm not interested in guys so please don't send me a pervy message if you're a lad