Well, I've been on this site for a few years but haven't bothered do a profile so here's a bit about myself. I have always loved getting messy ever since watching Tiswas all those years ago !!! End of school years was the best always getting egg and floured, I loved it. I've done a few messy sessions in the bath at home, but I have to wait until the wife and kids are away as she doesn't know about my love of getting seriously messy and i don't quite know how she would take it.
I get messy with anything, the messier the better but mainly savoury stuff, I just love stuff like ketchup, Brown sauce, mayonnaise, eggs and treacle. I'm hoping one day the wife will inadvertently catch me doing it and join in but I doubt that very much.
Long live getting messy albeit in private and in secret.