This satin dress is taking up way too much space in my closet so I'm ready to destroy it

Looking for ideas on what substances to use plus suggestions in general are welcome. Masturbation scene, bridal blow-job, or keep it less x-rated?

It certainly will be getting ripped up at the end, it's just to pretty to not rip

Pies with various fillings (chocolate, banana cream, etc) or colorful Cool Whip pies will add some great color contrast to the white dress. Different colors of slime would also work well. As for other things, I personally think a bride smoking a cigar would be a bad ass sight. You could also rub some of the ash into the dress, too. Good luck and enjoy!

Hmmm .... Marry Regis? That would certainly besmirch your dress!

Start out day of wedding. Find out via text massage that the groom is bailing. Being so pissed off grab a knife and make a bunch of cuts in you nice expensive satin dress then shred the fine satin till its just a pile of scraps on the floor

Do it in several parts.

Part 1, fully clothed PG, cake sitting, dress filling, mess poured over, messy shampoo? Ends with you fully covered but still fully dressed.
Part 2, do the xxx sexy stuff while wearing the messy dress.
Part 3, dress is ripped or cut off you.
Part 4, xxx sexy stuff nude.

Put the four parts up as individual scenes and also as a bundle with a discount on buying all 4. Fussy people can just buy the bits they're interested in, more general fans can buy the bundle. Because it's different parts, people can be sure their favourite bit is a decent length section and not just a few moments. Should mean more sales?

what a shame - I would love to wear it! Even better to wear it whilst it is being trashed!

How about a few gallons of chocolate syrup or molasses, followed by a nice covering of feathers?

^Exactly This^

Maybe some black slime for a white dress?

Also, loving the new profile pic! It's so bright, cheery and wonderful!

I'd get a nicer dress for you

MARTY: I forgot to tell you... This will be a Martian wedding with odd "Customs". Is that OK?
LEILA: Ummmm... okay.
PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's Yellow Cake Bride?
LEILA: Ummm... [Marty nudges] ...ummm ...Okay?
[Martians apply yellow paint to the bride with rollers and brushes and cake her in the face]
PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's BLUE Cake Bride?
LEILA: What? Hell no!... [Marty nudges] ...Well ...okay.
[Martians apply blue paint to the bride with rollers and brushes and cake her in the face]
PRIEST: Will you be this Martian's Green BUCKET Bride?
LEILA: Well, at least he didn't say "cake". Okay... sure.
[Martians pour a bucket of green paint over her head and splat a cake in her face]
LEILA: Ah hell.
PRIEST: Then by the powers vested in me...
LEILA: Oh boy...
PRIEST: ...I hereby pass this ceremony along... to the MUD PIE Priest!

...and so on... until the WAM community's budget runs dry

Marry Regis AND talk about him in the third person.

By the way, can't you just "smirch" instead of "besmirch?" I remember smirching as a child..............until my parents caught me doing it.


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Do what we did to our dress

How about if Leila smooches me instead of besmirching?