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I was hoping Vanessa Bayer got messy too (she's done it before) but still, this looks to be one of the better mainstream cakings in recent American TV history.
And Neighbours did a great one this week too! USA v. AUS!
And Neighbours did a great one this week too! USA v. AUS!
Regis said: If "one of the better mainstream cakings in recent American TV history" involves no one but a million-year-old, has-been HRC stan, then christ .... I might be desperate enough to buy a video from someone.
Better watch it there, Regis ... "million-year-old" Debra Messing is a year or so younger than Mrs. Bee, who I understand owns a very large rolling pin that I'm sure she'd be happy to test out on your noggin.
Oh right, you'd probably enjoy that.
I do remember her being well sprayed with foam on the original series.
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Regis said: If "one of the better mainstream cakings in recent American TV history" involves no one but a million-year-old, has-been HRC stan, then christ .... I might be desperate enough to buy a video from someone.
Age be damned, as well as her politics. Debra Messing was, and still is, a Fox. I've crushed on her since the Ned & Stacy days. That was a hilarious show that was canceled way too soon. Hilarious more because of Thomas Hayden Church, not so much Debra. But she is super-duper eye-candy, always has been.
She got sprayed with foam LIVE, in fact. (And twice, since they did it again for the West Coast.)
Vanessa Bayer got an entire bowl of pudding dumped on her head at SNL, again live. That's why I thought she might get messy as well.
Regis, Debra isn't my first pick for cake target, but she's not bad looking at all. (Plastic surgery probably helps.) FYI the woman from Neighbours who got caked was "mature" as well.
I mean, this ain't the 1940s.... or that brief period when pies and variety shows were "hip" in the late 1970s.... Attractive mainstream actresses aren't exactly lining up to get messy. Your choices basically boil down the occasional moment when an adult female at Nickelodeon draws the short straw.... or something like this.
Vanessa Bayer got an entire bowl of pudding dumped on her head at SNL, again live. That's why I thought she might get messy as well.
Regis, Debra isn't my first pick for cake target, but she's not bad looking at all. (Plastic surgery probably helps.) FYI the woman from Neighbours who got caked was "mature" as well.
I mean, this ain't the 1940s.... or that brief period when pies and variety shows were "hip" in the late 1970s.... Attractive mainstream actresses aren't exactly lining up to get messy. Your choices basically boil down the occasional moment when an adult female at Nickelodeon draws the short straw.... or something like this.
SStuff said: Regis, Debra isn't my first pick for cake target, but she's not bad looking at all. (Plastic surgery probably helps.) FYI the woman from Neighbours who got caked was "mature" as well.
Key difference though: NEIGHBOURS lady might have a shot with the Regemeister, but Debra....
[Sidebar: I really need to be able to put Shruggie Guy in my posts. I am being creatively stifled by the code!]
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So after me defending Debra and being optimistic for this scene.....
.....They basically just took a store-bought cake and had her face-plant into it, with (predictably) terrible coverage.
Hey, all you NBC execs with a WAM fetish who lurk on this forum:
I AM RIGHT HERE.
I KNOW HOW TO DO CAKES.
I'LL WORK FOR SCALE.
MESSAGE ME.
.....They basically just took a store-bought cake and had her face-plant into it, with (predictably) terrible coverage.
Hey, all you NBC execs with a WAM fetish who lurk on this forum:
I AM RIGHT HERE.
I KNOW HOW TO DO CAKES.
I'LL WORK FOR SCALE.
MESSAGE ME.
That was a crappy cake. It looked like she went into it with some force, but just got zilch in return. Boo-urns.
To be fair it looks less contrived than a lot of other cake face-plants I've seen recently. And yet again, so many people on here expecting mainstream tv to deliver fetish-quality content. It's almost as if they haven't come on to this forum to do their research properly, the tits! :ohbruther:
SStuff said: I was hoping Vanessa Bayer got messy too (she's done it before) but still, this looks to be one of the better mainstream cakings in recent American TV history.
And Neighbours did a great one this week too! USA v. AUS!
And Neighbours did a great one this week too! USA v. AUS!
When did Vanessa Bayer get messy? Was it an SNL sketch?
jackspratt73 said: To be fair it looks less contrived than a lot of other cake face-plants I've seen recently. And yet again, so many people on here expecting mainstream tv to deliver fetish-quality content. It's almost as if they haven't come on to this forum to do their research properly, the tits! :ohbruther:
I would've settled for "as good as Aussie soap from 2 days previous" quality, thanks.
Funny, and for us: also sad, but the pictures made it look out like it was going to be so much better.
Sometimes they rehearse this stuff, the pic I have is from a Japanese show where they did just that (the gag was an exploding cake in a gorgeous girl's face). She uploaded a picture from the rehearsal... the episode itself aired, and it was a good gag and good hit, but for us I would have liked to have seen this as well, looks spot on perfect.
With this one, these pictures aren't from a rehearsal. They just looked better for whatever odd reason.
Oh well. In this business, you win some, you lose most - particularly when it comes to mainstream WAM moments.
Sometimes they rehearse this stuff, the pic I have is from a Japanese show where they did just that (the gag was an exploding cake in a gorgeous girl's face). She uploaded a picture from the rehearsal... the episode itself aired, and it was a good gag and good hit, but for us I would have liked to have seen this as well, looks spot on perfect.
With this one, these pictures aren't from a rehearsal. They just looked better for whatever odd reason.
Oh well. In this business, you win some, you lose most - particularly when it comes to mainstream WAM moments.
Yup...I did not have high hopes for this scenes based upon the teaser of the show I saw....wherein DM enters the apartment still "wearing" the cake....my thought at the time was that this was going to be an "applied" cake/messing (to Ms. Messing) that is done "off-stage"....
...so it was surprising to see that the cake scene actually occurs "live" (i.e., we see it)...the facial mess looks better (in the entering-the-apartment scene) than the actual scene, so, either they re-applied the cake or the still shot comes from a rehearsal (they may have made the crucial mistake of not leaving the cake out under the lights long enough to make the frosting "creamy" and more sticky [for the actual recorded scene] -- a process that can take a couple of hours or more, depending)....
...finally, they make a second mistake by having DM's hair tied tightly in back (pulled away from the face) this telegraphing the gag is going to happen (to slapstick fans)....unnecessary anyways since the forward motion of being "forced" into the cake would have moved her hair aside/back just enough to expose her face to the awaiting cake.
...so it was surprising to see that the cake scene actually occurs "live" (i.e., we see it)...the facial mess looks better (in the entering-the-apartment scene) than the actual scene, so, either they re-applied the cake or the still shot comes from a rehearsal (they may have made the crucial mistake of not leaving the cake out under the lights long enough to make the frosting "creamy" and more sticky [for the actual recorded scene] -- a process that can take a couple of hours or more, depending)....
...finally, they make a second mistake by having DM's hair tied tightly in back (pulled away from the face) this telegraphing the gag is going to happen (to slapstick fans)....unnecessary anyways since the forward motion of being "forced" into the cake would have moved her hair aside/back just enough to expose her face to the awaiting cake.
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Regis said: If "one of the better mainstream cakings in recent American TV history" involves no one but a million-year-old, has-been HRC stan, then christ .... I might be desperate enough to buy a video from someone.
How old are you?
mrsbee said: Regis, you old fart! Don't fucking make me come out there and beat your ass with my rolling pin! I've been itching to go on a cross country, ass-whoopin' tour and I'd be more than happy to hop in my SUV and swing by New York to throw you around your crummy bachelor pad! You just might even be my first stop, mister!
Yeah, definitely don't do that. I would absolutely hate it if you were to do that.
Listen, I think you guys might be forgetting my first love here (hint: look to your left). So I hope I have some authority when I say that some aging sitcom stars got it, and some ... ain't.
Regis said:
Yeah, definitely don't do that. I would absolutely hate it if you were to do that.
Listen, I think you guys might be forgetting my first love here (hint: look to your left). So I hope I have some authority when I say that some aging sitcom stars got it, and some ... ain't.
Yeah, definitely don't do that. I would absolutely hate it if you were to do that.
Listen, I think you guys might be forgetting my first love here (hint: look to your left). So I hope I have some authority when I say that some aging sitcom stars got it, and some ... ain't.
Yeah, I get that. But would it be so difficult to say that a particular actress or model or human being doesn't do anything for you without referring to her as a million years old?
Regis said:
Old enough to (legally) date women half my age. Woo-hoo!
Old enough to (legally) date women half my age. Woo-hoo!
Then think of her as a young Lucille Ball...
stainiac said: When did Vanessa Bayer get messy? Was it an SNL sketch?
cdflip21 said: Does anyone have the Vanessa Bayer clip? I know it was on YouTube a while back but it was taken down shortly thereafter.
See this thread: https://umd.net/forums/snl_-_child_psychologist_one The video is still up and the mess starts about 3:40 in
EDIT: And just for the record, the Will and Grace clip is now up on the tube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUIpy2Dl0Cg
