About a month ago, I was speaking with MysteriousPuzzlePie and mentioned that I was looking for pie dares and challenges from people on UMD. She seemed very excited by the idea and asked if it was something I would be interested in doing over a video chat. After more discussion we figured out a way for both of us to be comfortable and have some fun!

I wanted her to have a lot of control over the session and make sure she had as much fun with it as me . She had me dress in a clown outfit with makeup, a wig, a hat, big shoes, and a big red nose! The challenge was a pie quiz where she asked me questions and I had to pie myself in the face if I got an answer wrong . To keep it interesting, Ms. Puzzle would have to pie herself for every three questions I got right.

I admit she was a much harder quiz master than I thought and I got the first nine questions wrong . After that the questions got a bit easier and six straight correct answers gave Ms. Puzzle two pies in the face!! Then this clown got put back in his place with another few pies in a row . I managed to get Puzzle to give herself one more pie before ending with a mini-barrage or three pies and a final pie to cap it all off!

It was super silly and I had a great time with Ms. Puzzle and I am looking forward to bigger and better pies in the future!! Thanks a million to my messy ring leader!

A few of the pictures of me are here and there are more in an album on my profile. Puzzle might respond here with a few pics of her taking her first ever self-pies!!

awesome!

MysteriousPuzzlePie is the real deal

Woke up this morning with the smell of shaving cream still lingering in my hair Love being able to read your retelling of the evening! I so wanted to keep track of the pies but it doesn't take much for my little brain to lose focus so it's perfect to have the official count on here haha

I'll be back here a bit later with my side of it and more pictures, but wanted to do a quick response before starting my day

For now, to give you a little something to sink your sweet tooth into, I uploaded a picture of the before and after

Thank you so much sweet clown, you were super respectful and fun to do this with

She really is! She was up for it and really into it as well which just made it more fun all around!

That's how you can tell you got yourself good! I ended up taking 22 pies (and this was supposed to be a smaller session .) Now I am wondering how many pies you'll want for our next time!

I think people will really love some of the screenshots of you taking the pies, you were an absolute pro! I can't wait until next time

Well looks like you've been fully converted already fantastic pics, glad to see you're having fun in this community!

I'm definitely having fun (AND questioning my life choices once in a while )

Hello again! Didn't take me too long between my first experience with pies and smashing one in my face uh? Took me long enough between this pieing and finally posting pictures tho!

I'm really happy that The Shaving Cream Clown gave in and accepted to pie himself live on video for me! It made the entire thing much better! I can give you numbers of pies to pie yourself with all day, but if I don't get to see the splot happening, it's just not the same... He started out very wary, and I can definitely appreciate that. Most people here want their everyday identity (I don't want to use "true identity" bc bitch, you know who you are on umd is much closer to who you *really* are hehe) protected, and that's way understandable. I think wearing a full face of makeup helped ease his worries, and also I like to think that I can create a safe feeling environment, so he was able to feel comfy enough to let me witness the "carnage" live Hehe

Over the course of a few discussions, we figured out a quiz was a good easy way to give out pies. I also got to decide on his costume, including makeup. I tried to find an easy version of one of my favourite ones and he did really good reproducing it!

Gathering the questions for the quiz, I had to find tricky ones because he's one book smart bozo. (when he knew what chemical element W stands for, I was like... Ok... I can't just ask *anything* here... But it also made it so I knew he'd get seemingly more difficult questions, so when I needed him to have a win it didn't really feel like I was cheating hehehe but I think I also got surprised at some he got right and some he got wrong)

So my highlights were : I loved the wobbly waist of his silly costume. It's just so... Silly! Haha and I love the little red nosed creature he turns into once he's full of shaving cream! Too adorable. I also have now had my confirmation that sandwich pies are oh so good!! Can't get enough of them!! That, and watching my pieing back, I fricking love the way syrup drips. I also got a kick (and a few tingles) from being called Ms. Puzzle, ngl Hehe

So! For starters, my sweet and patient friends, here are screen shots of the pieing proper

Again, I am so glad you were so interested in challenging me the way you did and how comfortable you made the whole experience. Your interest and excitement with all of it made the whole experience so much better!!

You nearly lost it laughing at the wobbly waist and when you saw my makeup and clown shoes too . And it seems I may be on the way to turning you into a ring leader for clowns everywhere Ms. Puzzle . Pics haven't loaded for me yet (though I did see it all live), but I am curious what your favorite moments were and how they compared to mine!

legit!!

I should go back and screenshot my favorite ones for now I just used yours!! (booooo ya ya, I know hehe but I figured your favourite moments had a better chance at being crowd pleasers on here )

Hearing you say that I helped make the experience comfortable is actually so nice, ty it's really important for me. Ring leader for clowns everywhere? That remains to be seen but I'm enjoying myself at the moment so, who knows!

Here are a few "behind the scenes" pics for your pie hungry eyes

All I can say on these is...wow....like....come to Scotland?