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This scene features a glorious outdoor picnic shot on a fine summers day 30 th July 1999
near Lydney, which is on the west bank of the UK's longest river, the River Severn.
We commence as Shakina consults her doctor telling him that her fetish has... Starring: | |||||
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This scene features outdoor mud fun and was shot on the banks of the River
Severn 30 th July 1999.
Bob phones to take Shakina out to celebrate a major business success.
We see them driving in a rural setting before the car runs out of petrol!
Sha... Starring: | |||||
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This scene features Chocolate and was shot at Southport 2 nd September 1999.
We commence with Shakina eating a chocolate product from the carton.
She wonders if she can just have a water fetish as the doctor diagnosed.
We get an immediate answer a... Starring: | |||||
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This Wetlook scene was shot near Bath on 31st July 1999.
After the oil scene in Stream 1, Shakina needs her dreams explaining.
Now she visits Dr. Smallcock, a sex therapist, as matters have worsened.
(This part was played by Nigel Griffiths who sa... Starring: | |||||
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Between the years 1985 and 2000 WSM produced 9 Vintage Films.
Film numbers 1 to 8 had to follow a strict movie timescale which our film editor determined as 60 minutes.
But by the time we reached Vintage Film 9, times had changed and so did we. An... Starring: | |||||
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This is the concluding part of our love story and is all shot outdoors.
This Stream is devoted to the allure of mud.
Mel is determined to be the girl of John's dreams.
The Stream opens with Mel reminding John of her appeal and she confirms to him... Starring: | |||||
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A single Stream devoted to Wetlook and shot 11 April 1995.
Now this is ambitious.
How do you create a jungle pool in a local photo studio?
Only with time, effort and the associated costs.
Did we do a good job?
Judge for yourselves in this scene... Starring: | |||||
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A single outdoor slapstick scene featuring our lovers Mel and John.
Mel in her efforts to capture John voices her thoughts: 'Imagine what it would be like if I
was smothered in food!' So she has arranged to go on a romantic picnic!
We see them arr... Starring: | |||||
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Two great scenes in this Stream:
Mel in 4 minute outdoor mud.
4 Girls in 8 minute messy slapstick dancing, then being 'caked!'
We return to our main story as Mel tells us in a voiceover that she is about to get dirty.
This is an outdoor scene on... Starring: | |||||
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sergeant mick puts mary and lorraine through muddy army
training
This Stream is a single scene devoted to Mud.
We go on Army training as Sergeant Mick tells his two pretty new recruits that it is:
"Time to find out what the Army is all about!
Wh... Starring: | |||||
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This video was certificated by the British Board of Film Classification (bbfc) on 11 th
October 1996. Sadly, this was the last Film I made with my original cameraman and film
editor Shaun Kendall. He passed away in October 1997. The outdoor shots f... Starring: | |||||
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Next we have a Quiz Game 'Plastermind' with a live audience shot at the 1991 Aquantics Convention in Tenby. Looking suave and composed the
quizmaster is Bill Shipton.
The 1 st contestant is Melanie.
She fails the first question and tomato soup is... Starring: | |||||
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The WSM gameshow continues but this time we have a single scene.
The hostess (Lorraine) tells contestant Sammi that it is her last chance to win the big
holiday.
The Wheel is spun again and ends on 'S'. It is a Slapstick round.
Sammi starts squee... Starring: | |||||
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If you are into big boobs and mud, then this is a fantastic 12 minutes!
As the WSM gameshow continues, the hostess contrives for the wheel to end on 'M'.
So contestant Sammi ends up in the 'Pool of Doom!'
Sammi is dressed in a white long sleeved t... Starring: | |||||
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The WSM gameshow continues.
The Wheel is spun again and ends on 'W'.
So this stream is devoted to Wetlook.
Contestant Sammi says 'I suppose that means that you are going to soak me again, does it?'
The Hostess says 'No! You have one minute to ge... Starring: | |||||
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Our own wsm gameshow complete with audience reaction!
We had to construct our biggest prop yet.
This first stream is devoted to Wetlook.
Starting with a very short song, the show is introduced by Virginia Haven (Lorraine). 'This is the red hot ga... Starring: | |||||
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3 items in this stream:
Firstly, we return to 'The Great Pervo' with his classic 'Sawing a Lady in Half' illusion.
After bumbling around, he agrees with his assistant Titania, that he has the wrong box.
So the trick changes to a classic 'Chocola... Starring: | |||||
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Stream 2 was devoted to Wetlook, Stream 3 was all Slapstick, now we have Stream 4 all mud, or more specifically 'mud wrestling!'
We see the tag team mud wrestling event from Aquantics 1991 convention, which was held in Tenby, South Wales.
Mirrel, d... Starring: | |||||
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The first scene opens with a painted, topless Mirrel, doing her best to hog the limelight as Louise introduces the next item.
Next is 'Mud Magic' and I could just about recognize Margie, Suzanne and Debbie.
I know it is witches, but the scene is v... Starring: | |||||
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Commencing with a song unique to this Stream, besides enjoying the tune, you should enjoy the lyrics. 'This is our Kind of Magic' says the song as Lorraine provides a suitably messy accompaniment.
Brief, but scene setting!
Next, shot in a rented r... Starring: | |||||
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All this stream is dedicated to Slapstick and Mess (but no mud).
Bumbling Bill Shipton continues as 'The Great Pervo', with the help of his buxom assistant Titania, as he performs the 'Turning a Lady into a giant Gateau' trick. See free clip.
tit... Starring: | |||||
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This entire stream is dedicated to a Wetlook feast.
We start with 'the Great Pervo' (Bill Shipton) demonstrating, with the help of his buxom assistant Titania, the Wetlook Illusion trick.
The mini dress on Titania becomes very wet and see-through!... Starring: | |||||
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Two items in this 14 minute movie, Slapstick and Wetlook.
Firstly, Louise L'Amour is incensed that Mirrel took over her introduction.
She pastes Mirrel with the wallpaper paste, then pours a bucketful over Mirrel.
She continues to daub Mirrel who... Starring: | |||||
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Certificated by the British Board of Film Classification on 23rd July 1991, wsm had then produced 5 WAM videos while the world still slumbers unaware of the sexual attraction and fun of the Wet, Slapstick and Messy. We start with Margie enjoying a s... Starring: | |||||
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This Stream has 2 Fix-Its and only 1 jingle, but we do end with the wsm Fix It song and a fine array of 6 messy girls!
The first Fix It is to see the Final of the mud wrestling contest between Ravishing Ruth and Mad Margie which was filmed 26th July... Starring: | |||||
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The original Phantom who started off the Food series of videos, returns for his annual visit.
He enjoys gentle throwing and pouring but is a Slapstick connoisseur.
Blonde Rachel Travers with her 34G boobs makes this an exciting food sploshing!
At... Starring: | |||||
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This Stream is unusual as everything revolves around a single scene.
But what a scene this is!
We hear Debbie speak to request a Fix It for herself.
Then the resplendent Bill Shipton in best 'Jim Will Fix It' tradition introduces the scene. Shot... Starring: | |||||
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It was 29th September 1990 that we filmed Carol in a black PVC outfit, long sleeved top, mini skirt and thigh boots having cream poured all over the outfit, both front and back. This was followed by custard.
But Carol did not even get her top off.... Starring: | |||||
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At the Farm--wet car wash fun is followed by a mud wrestle
Shot the same day (18th August 1985) as 'The Chase' (see Vintage Film 1 Stream 1), we have Ruth and Debbie commencing a car wash.
Debbie helps Ruth clean her car, but it is not long before... Starring: | |||||
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Certificated by the British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1991, Wsm continued their television theme as Bill Shipton parodies the late (and now discredited) UK entertainer Jimmy Saville!
After the titles the action starts with a one m... Starring: | |||||
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The original weather forecast shot July 1989 plus 4 girl Slapstick finale
We have 2 jingles, an entertaining (and the original) very messy weather forecast, a 4 girl slapstick special, and all rounded off with a closing song as the credits roll!
Th... Starring: | |||||
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Wsm Advert Break, Outtakes then Bird Spotting in Northern England
We have 2 jingles, 1 advert and 2 features!
We start with Rachel in a Swamp Gel advert which runs 42 seconds.
1.Remember Denis Norden and his well-loved Outtakes and Bloopers televi... Starring: | |||||
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Wsm Advert Break then Arty Wetlook from The Lake District
first up is a classic spoof at those Credit Card adverts that have tried every marketing gimmick to get you to sign up.
We see Professor Treacle with his partner Lorraine.
Rachel is the wai... Starring: | |||||
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Mud couple play with 'The Convict' running 5 mins 41 secs
With 2 jingles and 3 scenes of W, S and M this is nicely balanced material.
The Wetlook item, running 2 mins 42 secs features Suzanne and Carol as two schoolgirls testing how shrink resista... Starring: | |||||
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Commencing with the Wsm TV jingle, we next have a spoof advert for lager as Carol, in a silky white dress, shows how lager can refresh you.
We then go to a Documentary 'Inside Splosh Magazine'.
Yorkshire Television had invited Splosh Magazine/wsm t... Starring: | |||||
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Wsm was now starting to bring WAM to the world and this Video was Certificated by the British Board of Film Classification on 22nd May 1990.
wsm enters a new dimension:
Talented script writer Bill Shipton joined Mike Ellison and Professor Treacle,... Starring: | |||||
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There are 3 Outdoor scenes from 1986 and 1989
1. This is a spoof of the ice cream advert for 'One Cornetto' (shot 7th July 1989).
Shot at Tenby (South Wales) sea front, we have Melanie doing her best to sing….with an extremely funny ending! Onl... Starring: | |||||
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There are 4 Outdoor scenes:
1. Shot at the Farm in Somerset, we start with the Mould commercial (shot 26th July 1986)
The wind does its best to destroy the dialogue, but somehow our advert host (hello again Professor Treacle) and Debbie cope.
Deb... Starring: | |||||
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Shoot date 7th July 1989
There are 2 scenes:
1. Continuing 'Ye Monks of St. Custard' we have Debbie in a satin style dress led to the stocks. This scene runs 1 minute 40 seconds.
Custard is poured over her head and face. Then custard and crea... Starring: | |||||
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There are 3 scenes:
1. Opens with fully-clothed girl swimming in an indoor pool, but we do not discover who she is.
2. Next up is a sketch 'Ye Monks of St. Custard' which runs 1 min 34 secs.
Shot in Tenby, South Wales, this features Melanie in... Starring: | |||||
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This was the first Commercial WAM video for sale in the world!
Certificated by British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1989
It was 18th August 1985 that filming commenced.
This was at a farm near Glastonbury in Somerset.
We see the f... Starring: | |||||
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This was the first Commercial WAM video for sale in the world!
Certificated by British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1989
The 2nd Download solely relates to Wetlook.
This is a single scene as Carol becomes the 1st contestant in a Mi... Starring: | |||||
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This was the first commercial WAM video for sale in the world!
Certificated by British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1989
The 3rd Download opens with the 1st WAM advert ever screened running 1 min 38 secs.
This is the classic pie in... Starring: | |||||
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This was the first Commercial WAM video for sale in the world!
Certificated by British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1989
The 4th Download is almost entirely devoted to the Custard Pie demonstration.
We open with the Hopeful Starlet... Starring: | |||||
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This was the first Commercial WAM video for sale in the world!
Certificated by British Board of Film Classification on 30th January 1989
The 5th and final Download has two scenes:
Suzanne showering after her Custard Pie Demo class.
The dramatic f... Starring: | |||||
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We continue the wsm gameshow as our hostess reviews contestant Sammi's score after the Wet scenes.
The wheel is spun again, this time landing on the 'M'.
So the 2nd stream is devoted to Mud.
Contestant Sammi has won her own building plot a very m... Starring: | |||||
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The wsm gameshow continues with an appreciative audience.
The Wheel is spun again, this time ending on 'S'.
So this 3rd stream is devoted to Slapstick. Contestant Sammi gets her own creamy mealon herself!
With very limited shoot time, we did outs... Starring: | |||||
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