Jim the cowboy is back. With this being his 3rd appearance, he has to fight: 30 pies
Over on www.piersquaredmedia.com, you can find his OneShots--SplatJack, The Mission, and Choices 2, each for $2.50.
Purchase them all with Jim...
Summer is ending. School is starting, the weather is cooling, and no more playing in the water.
Well, Splatter Island is having precisely none of that! We play in the water year-round. And you can join us, with You Can't Do that on Splatter Island,...
Ryan is our latest contestant. He is an inmate at Splatter Island Corrections, convicted of smuggling "Do Not Remove" tags.
During gameplay, he gets stripped, along with:
Over on the piersquared Media download store, he...
Ty is back!
Ty the Biker has come back, and he has to put up with more pies, more water, and more slime.
Includes end-shot review and both close and full shots of the mess.
One the piersquared Media store, Ty has three additional oneshots:
It's time for another compilation!
This one is guys getting pied (usually) from clean!
Has both close and full frame shot!
Liam is back!
After 3 years, Liam is back from a tour of duty, and has come back to Splatter Island.
Because of technical difficulties with Liam 2, this will be Liam 2.5.
You know you've been waiting for him!
This is a compilation of guys from the past year who have gone through the Splatter House! 12 guys get plastered for over an hour! The guys included are Jim, Nma, Charlie, Michael (2), Tomas (2), Paddington, Kal, Rob, Kevin, Ty, Darren, and Peter....
Peter is an anchor for Splatter Island News Network (sinn)
he's come here to win money, but all he really wins is:
Let's hope that slime comes out of his beard!
Final Results--Pan over Peter's last mo...
Tomas is back! And the mess has come out to play! He gets 25 pies, 2 buckets of water, and 3 buckets of slime!
But that's not all! There are also 3 additional One-Shots at the piersquared Media Store.
Tomas tries to stump Charlie in Stump Charli...
Have you seen enough of Michael? Of course not! He's not done with Splatter Island either. But of course when someone comes back to Splatter Island, there is always more! This time he puts up with:
3 buckets of slime
2 buckets of water...
Charlie is the smartest man in the world. Once, he sneezed on a test and got a perfect score.
One time, he visited the cern gift shop, and was offered a job.
He went on Splatter Island, and stayed clean.
One of these is false. Which one? Find ou...
Darren returns, and the mess has no compassion!
3 buckets of slime
2 buckets of water
Does it make you feel bad for the guy? Nope, not at all!
Also features a full-framed review of the splatter at the end.
Visit his show p...
Kevin is a doctor on Splatter Island. Is he smart enough to not get splattered? I'm going with...No.
Especially after he Gets--
after gameplay, there's a full-body review of all the mess he took, with a focus on the...
Paddington has come back. He's on vacation, which is why he's not in his princely uniform.
Maybe things were going to be smoothed over between Splatter Island and Sudetenland. Well, that's not going to happen. Why? Because Paddington takes:
Tomas is a hacker who lives in his mom's basement. He thinks he can play around with the system on Splatter Island to keep him from getting certain messes. But, Splatter Island has a few more defenses than he is aware of!
Rob has come back. He's ready to make more money, or a bigger mess, whichever is easier. We all know what that will be, because this is Splatter Island!
He gets 25 pies, 3 buckets of slime, and 2 buckets of water. The critters are up to no good, als...
Kal is L's agent, and L isn't very happy with him right now. Why? All Kal's jobs get L slimed. So Kal went on Splatter Island to make amends. Maybe L will forgive after this. Or maybe Kal will have gotten messy for nothing!
He gets pied, slimed, an...
Some people never learn. Nma is one of them. He's no longer trying to be a rapper. But The Island doesn't forgive, and doesn't forget.
The Island releases a storm of pies, a torrent of water, and a downpour of slime onto his head. You almost feel ba...
Jim has returned, and so has the mess--with a vengeance! Not only does Jim have more pies to deal with--Critter Curses are worth more pies the more rounds we go through, but he has to watch for falling slime, and this time, falling water. He starts...
Bikers are tough! Bikers are mean! Bikers are...messy?
Well, Ty is. He's also not the brightest bulb in the lamp. Between his wrong answers and his rambling mouth, he can't keep from getting pies thrown at him or slime dumped on him. Two versio...
L has come back! But so has the mess, and it's even worse! With too much pretty, and not enough smart, the hits just keep coming!
Last time, he went through 20 pies. This time, 25. 3 buckets of slime get dumped on his head, and one bucket of...u...
Darren is a bouncer, and thinks since he can face down drunk guys at the bar, he has what it takes to face down Splatter Island. Isn't that cute! He doesn't realize Splatter Island is way different. Instead of having punches thrown at his face, he...
Meet Rob--The Motivational Speaker. He can get you motivated to change your life, but is he motivated to win money, or get messy?
nma has a question for some of the other guys.
Who really rules Splatter Island?
nma relaxes after...
Splatter Island is trying to smooth things over with Paddington and the Royal Family. He's come back so we can show him true Splatter Island hospitality. I'm sure he's going to leave wealthy and clean, right!
Eric is a Splatter Island politician. He thinks a quick trip to the game show would help his campaign. Yeah, no--this isn't going to be a campaign, it's gonna be a cam-pain in the ass! He will be stripped to his underwear in a demeaning way that n...
Go back to camp with Cedric! Cedric has come back to try to win more money. Will he? Or will he end up getting covered? You already know the answer to that! Two versions available--with Island Background, and without Island background
One Way is a wrestler, and he has come to Splatter Island for money. He gets his name because once the opponent enters the ring, there's only one way he's leaving--though defeat. Little does he realize that once he stepped onto Splatter Island, the...