Kevin is a doctor on Splatter Island. Is he smart enough to not get splattered? I'm going with...No.
Especially after he Gets--
after gameplay, there's a full-body review of all the mess he took, with a focus on the...
Paddington has come back. He's on vacation, which is why he's not in his princely uniform.
Maybe things were going to be smoothed over between Splatter Island and Sudetenland. Well, that's not going to happen. Why? Because Paddington takes:
Tomas is a hacker who lives in his mom's basement. He thinks he can play around with the system on Splatter Island to keep him from getting certain messes. But, Splatter Island has a few more defenses than he is aware of!
Rob has come back. He's ready to make more money, or a bigger mess, whichever is easier. We all know what that will be, because this is Splatter Island!
He gets 25 pies, 3 buckets of slime, and 2 buckets of water. The critters are up to no good, als...
Kal is L's agent, and L isn't very happy with him right now. Why? All Kal's jobs get L slimed. So Kal went on Splatter Island to make amends. Maybe L will forgive after this. Or maybe Kal will have gotten messy for nothing!
He gets pied, slimed, an...
Some people never learn. Nma is one of them. He's no longer trying to be a rapper. But The Island doesn't forgive, and doesn't forget.
The Island releases a storm of pies, a torrent of water, and a downpour of slime onto his head. You almost feel ba...
Jim has returned, and so has the mess--with a vengeance! Not only does Jim have more pies to deal with--Critter Curses are worth more pies the more rounds we go through, but he has to watch for falling slime, and this time, falling water. He starts...
Bikers are tough! Bikers are mean! Bikers are...messy?
Well, Ty is. He's also not the brightest bulb in the lamp. Between his wrong answers and his rambling mouth, he can't keep from getting pies thrown at him or slime dumped on him. Two versio...
L has come back! But so has the mess, and it's even worse! With too much pretty, and not enough smart, the hits just keep coming!
Last time, he went through 20 pies. This time, 25. 3 buckets of slime get dumped on his head, and one bucket of...u...
Darren is a bouncer, and thinks since he can face down drunk guys at the bar, he has what it takes to face down Splatter Island. Isn't that cute! He doesn't realize Splatter Island is way different. Instead of having punches thrown at his face, he...
Meet Rob--The Motivational Speaker. He can get you motivated to change your life, but is he motivated to win money, or get messy?
nma has a question for some of the other guys.
Who really rules Splatter Island?
nma relaxes after...
Splatter Island is trying to smooth things over with Paddington and the Royal Family. He's come back so we can show him true Splatter Island hospitality. I'm sure he's going to leave wealthy and clean, right!
Eric is a Splatter Island politician. He thinks a quick trip to the game show would help his campaign. Yeah, no--this isn't going to be a campaign, it's gonna be a cam-pain in the ass! He will be stripped to his underwear in a demeaning way that n...
Go back to camp with Cedric! Cedric has come back to try to win more money. Will he? Or will he end up getting covered? You already know the answer to that! Two versions available--with Island Background, and without Island background
One Way is a wrestler, and he has come to Splatter Island for money. He gets his name because once the opponent enters the ring, there's only one way he's leaving--though defeat. Little does he realize that once he stepped onto Splatter Island, the...
Nma is an up-and-coming rapper who wants money to fund his first album. He's come to Splatter Island to win that money, but little does he know, he's not playing Splatter Island, Splatter Island is playing him! He suffers through--
Cedric is a Camp Counselor at Ooaywannapyu. He has come here to win money, but The Island always wins. Here, he'll be subject to the following--
Gunk down the pants
Stripping to underwear
Sudetenland is a small island near Splatter Island, and diplomatic relations between us have been deteriorating recently. So Prince Paddington has come to try to ease some of the rising hostilities. However, things may not have gone according to pl...
Derek visits Splatter Island, and finds out how it got it's name. Features include--
Takes off shirt and pants
Peanut Butter Pits
1--pie to the Crotch
1--Sitting in a pie
18 pies to the fa...
Bartholomew is a lawyer from Independence, MO. He thinks threat of lawsuit will keep him clean in his best suit. He's wrong. Features include--
peanut Butter Armpits