Variety is the spice of life, and from the self-inflicted custard shower at the beginning to the salty savour of the beans and spaghetti, topped off with rice pudding, I intend to explore it fully. With my orange tights and bra and my shiny, high-waisted black pants I'm a riot of colour as the custard hits me first. Once my head is yellow covered, I switch to orange. I drench myself from the head on down with a saucy mix of beans and spaghetti. See my bean filled tights bulge to overflowing! Hear the squelches as I smoosh the messy medley all over my seat! I finish off my new look with some striking blue rice pudding for amazing contrast and the two begin to mix. Gloopy green gunge oozes from my cleavage as I bend over to fill my shoes with beans to stomp. I fill my leather gloves with noodly goodness til they squirt down my arms and pulverise the beans with my fingers. Shoes off now, I squish those beans between my toes and mix the slop into pretty coloured puddles. Never has so much fun looked so great.