Over 3 days I got so messy with my new best friend, xanthan gum. I rigged up a slime bucket in my shower and pulled the rope to be soaked in the thickest bluest sloppiest filth I've ever been slimed with. It was so heavenly that in the second round I could barely hold my load in and it rockets out faster than lightning! The very first round I was quivering with anticipation and so horned up for the slop that I could barely contain myself and things got real slippery real fast. In the second round, I sit waiting patiently on the tub floor and grab the rope with my teeth... what's this? I added oatmeal to the bucket and 4 huge pies for my face! Once the slime was engulfing my head and body I started slamming the pies in my face--one right after the other and a pie sandwich for good measure! The final round I filled up my wetsuit with so much left over slop that it was leaking out the legs of my wetsuit without me even noticing! I trapped myself inside the suit and jerked myself into heaven. It feels so good that I can't control myself and I moan and groan throughout all 3 rounds and spit 3 huge loads out just for you!