Do you like to see women get messy? Do you love to see a woman get pied? Then dial 1-900-PIE-GIRL(Not a real phone number. Don't call!)! Jackie Body(Pain's alter ego) joins us for an infomercial in the style of the old 80's/90's sex lines. Adorned in white lingerie Jackie takes pie after pie squealing and moaning the whole time while reminding you to call 1-900-PIE-GIRL! Her reactions and playfulness stand out as she has a genuine love for getting pied in the face. Sixteen pies later Jackie strips nude, and writhes around in the pie slop and two cans of shaving cream get emptied out on her body.