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The Pie Girl Mansion
By The Pie Girlx
Posted 10/23/18     275 views
The Pie Girl Mansion

I was thinking today of something. Thought crossed my mind because some of you out there have been reading my blog, and identified with the pain of hiding a "fetish" all your life. I'm currently writing my story on here, and will continue to do so, in truthful and vivid detail. But I needed to get something else off my chest today. Only because of the so many men, and could be women, who suffer from lets' call it "fetish overload".

I have had it my whole life. And NOBODY who knows me, family, friend, acquaintances, Clients, you name it, NOBODY knows about this. It's like being and alcoholic but not telling anyone. But nobody knows about THIS. Nobody has any idea of my three videos I made years ago, the one I just made, or any of the hundreds of times I pied myself while living in excruciating pain much of my adult life. NOBODY except you!

And you know.....you all know.....what exhilaration and what feverish pain that is associated with this. You know the relief and the regret. The crystal clear purpose, and the mass confusion of thinking you are a complete lunatic. There is no in between here. You're either sane or insane at any moment while doing it. But who can we tell? Who could possibly understand us? I can't understand why my sister can have two glasses of wine, but I have to drink two BOTTLES of them. It's been 15 years of sobriety for me Thank God. But I can't understand her. SO if I can't understand that, how could anyone understand me if I answered them like this?

"What's up tomorrow?"
"Oh, I'm going to the store to buy Frosting and Cake mix, two dozen eggs, vegetable oil, and whipped cream Then I'm going to spend three hours preparing all the pies, all the while frothing at the mouth. My glands will be swelling up with excitement, my mind will be blinded by anticipation, and my body physically trembling with the prospect of such an event.
Then I'm going to go into my bathroom and give it to myself while fantasizing about the chick I saw in class today. But I should be done by 5PM. I just have to clean everything up so nobody in my house gets suspicious. What about you, what are you going to do while I'm getting off in the bathroom?

That would go over well, don't you think?

So this is what we do. Hugh Hefner had an idea once about a magazine. He called it Playboy. And with it's success came the Playboy Mansion. Cute little bunnies running around in their lovely little outfits, pleasing their Clients, and many more among others. Men and women alike yearned to be included at the Playboy Mansion.

Well what we need in this world is a Pie Girl Mansion. A place where a man, or woman can go and choose a lovely looking Pie Girl, and choose from a menu of wonderful and colorful looking pies, maybe some whipped cream, and chocolate syrup for good measure, and then choose a script of diabolical pleasure. Maybe it was Lipstick. Maybe he came home from late work. Who the hell knows. Or he can make up his own reason. Then they go into a room, then they are given some old clothes, lock him (or her) to the chair, and The Pie Girl gives it to him ( or her) good!!

Damn, if there was a Mansion like that, hell, if there was one right now, I'd go there this afternoon! Choose my girl, choose my pies, and get hammered. It's a hell of a lot better than carrying around this urge around inside me. Thinking I'm some kind of nut job.

We need a place like that.

But I can't buy a mansion. I live in a cottage though. I could begin it as the Pie Girl Cottage.

We need not to feel ashamed anymore. I know why I have my whole life, and I'm going to tell my story very soon on here. In the meantime, anyone with any fetish of any sort, that is not harmful to themselves or others, should be able to act out their fantasies in a safe, private environment. Then you'll walk out the door a FREE person.

I know because when this Girl LUNA agreed to do this to me, there were no feelings of love and all that bullshit involved that really make a mess of it!! (no pun intended) It was a business transaction. She agreed for a price to make a video, and I bought my freedom. I may never make the money back on the video, and honestly, I don't care. Of course I'd like it to do well, but what happened to me mentally and spiritually was even more important. My confidence came back. My self worth, and my understanding. To understand oneself. To accept oneself. How much would you pay? This was the gift God so graciously bestowed up on me that night, October 10, 2018.

It freed me in a way I can't even express in words. Other people should have that chance. Let's build a Pie Girl Mansion with many rooms. Have an confident, ashamed, sad, person walk in. Have that person get pied like hell, and that same person will walk out a confident, self assured, loving (to themselves!), GRATEFUL, individual.

I know it will happen, because it happened to me.

Jude Carr
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screechgod:
11/7/18
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I love this idea... right now I know of a place in Chicago called Chicago Illusions that apparently has been providing BDSM services including Splosh Play to clients for over 20 yrs now; only downside is session costs $300/hr for a regular session and $500/hr for Splosh Play ... It is a lovely concept and if it could be in multiple locations since our sub-culture is global & spread out would be ideal. I could even seeing it being a franchise business endeavor, if only I could find the finances to put it together.

I'm sure if a number of us pooled together to start it up, it could happen but how can we crowdfund something that is a sub-cultural specific niche, afford the overhead involved but still make it affordable? That's the bigger question. I'm not saying we necessarily need to profit or profit big from it, but to keep the lights on you need to remain viable at least, right?

Regardless, I love the idea and sign me up either way if you do open it! Hell I'd invest what I can afford to help!!! I haven't been involved in this site for the past 20.5 years for nothing, lol

Best of luck on the new site btw, saw you're reviving The Pie Girl and I'm glad to see it come back.
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