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"Weightless/Breathless Swimming Poll Magic with Pretty Alana!"
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I am Ecstatic about this! I really love Wet Hair & Gasping, and the weightless *floating* feel you get from this video. This one brings the viewer into the pool with Alana, the Sexiest of Wet Babes, for some underwater swimming/posing, dunking and breath holding in a super-sexy 2 piece black bikini. I love hearing the sound of her breathing topside as her beautiful, long dark silky hair floats on the surface of the water. Alana's camerawork pulls you close to her, which I love; there's a tactile sense this brings to her projects, seeing individual strands of her beautiful hair spilling onto her shoulders when she comes up for air, and seeing/hearing her exhaling at close range while holding her breath underwater. I love how this project engages with your senses in all these different ways--and so Super Close that you'll feel like you're there in the pool with her. What a beautiful dream!

randyrandy 6 hours ago
"A Trip to Wet Look Paradise with the Sexiest of Wet Babes!"
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Take a trip to Paradise with the Sexiest of Wet Babes! I love Wet Hair & Gasping, and a lot of topside activity. This Super sensual video has the viewer swimming underwater with this beautiful goddess in this outdoor Floridian setting. You'll love the sight of her dark, silky hair cascading over her shoulders as she pulls you up to the surface with her as she takes a big, sexy Gasp. Sleek, shiny, and wet, she's radiant, gleaming in the sun. It's all so sensorily stunning- and she does this over and over and over. I love Alana's handheld camerawork, too, for how close it brings you to her; you can almost feel yourself brushing against her underwater, soft and warm, the texture of her woven bathing suit and the way her long silky hair swishes past you. It's Unbelievably sensual. You're going to wish you lived in this video. P.S. This is an honest review. I am not being compensated for this by anyone, in any way.

randyrandy 6 hours ago
"Hottest WAM model?"
I don't usually go for R rated scenes but Ashleigh is hard to pass up. Stunningly gorgeous, incredibly sexy; Ashleigh is a whole fantasy all by herself. She could scam me out of all my money and leave me feeling like I won the lottery. It was a pleasure to watch her engulf and saturate herself with this thick, slightly stringy white slime. Her outfit was super sexy, the peeling it off equally so. She was sitting on the floor sliming herself making me want to slide in head first like I was trying to steal second. Stunning model, great coverage.

ViktorReznov1963 12 hours ago
"Enjoy your trip to fantasy land"
Emily's ample curves and voluptuous body mixed with her seemingly natural sensuality make this R rated video a wild XXX fantasy. Emily is perfect for WAM because no matter how much mess is piled on her every curve and crease is still there. All I wanted was to be in that pool and under that deluge with her. It's not often, even with my extremely vivid imagination, that a relatively mild R film can illicit this level of fantasy. Granted, I like voluptuous curvy girls, and I like high volume mess.

ViktorReznov1963 12 hours ago
"Nikki and Haley look amazing getting syruped and pied!"
Fun scene, lots of syrup and some real hefty pie hits!

The reactions to the first time being syruped and pied are so cute, I especially liked seeing Nikki getting pied!

GungeGuyNZ Sunday
"Short video but utterly fabulous"
Lily comes across as such a natural, fabulous, funny and beautiful lady who genuinely seems to have a lot of fun getting pied in the face. The video was short, as advised at time of purchase, however, still absolutely worth buying. I loved it. ;)

sploshingscott Saturday
"Rev inherits the Splosh! mantle. Great vid!"
I have said in a comment that Rev is today's Splosh! and this video is a great example of why I believe that to be true.

First, you have the outfit, which is just top notch. We need more WAM involving nice, feminine attire.

Second, the model is hot and by God does she take a lot of mess and takes it well. Third, as mentioned above, the amount of mess is awesome and applied very well. Shoe filling! My favorite.

Anyway, if you like old Splosh vids, give this one a try (buy it in the bundle).

CKCP Thursday
"No fun, no chemistry, not a gameshow"
This scene was such a disappointment. The "gameshow" promised in the title is nothing of the sort--the girls aren't competing with each other, there are no stakes, and the game-based segments are limited to two very small sections (doing a handstand and guessing the colour of some slime). Instead, the girls are asked to randomly decide whether they want to take mess, or a forfeit they can't see. It's not interesting to watch.

Some very stilted, awkward dialogue doesn't help. Camera-work and editing aren't always quite right, missing pies etc. A very attractive woman in a black bodysuit regularly ambles into the frame, but receives no mess--a bizarre directorial decision. And honestly the women just look bored much of the time, watching silently as others take forfeits. There's no joy, no chemistry and no tension. It's sex with gunge; there's no more to see here.

Toto97 Wednesday
"Beautiful Jessie takes her initiation flawlessly"
This is a near-perfect scene: Jessie is so beautiful and so sweetly submissive. Alana is a masterful initiator--the way she catches Jessie off-guard with pies mid-sentence; the sudden pulling down of her dress, and the bucket on the head at the end--Jessie is softly humiliated but it's not overdone and she never stops smiling. I do wish a few more pies had been applied direct to Jessie's stunning body... and it's hard not to wish those knickers had come off for a pussy pie! But this is a high-water-mark for initiation scenes--sublime work.

Toto97 Wednesday
"The Best Call Girl"
Kate is amazing here. I would gladly hire her to be my call girl if this is the kind of service she provides. The mess is fast and fun and the head dunks are perfect. The "extra" part at the end you see a lot more of the playful nature between Kate and her husband which is really awesome to see.

AlexaMess 6 days ago
"Excellent scene--must have for all those wanting a WAM along."
I really enjoyed this scene. The set-up is simple but I think that helps a lot that you don't need to get a long complicated list.

Instructions are clear and Leila is absolutely stunning. Even when I couldn't see her voice was very pleasant to listen to (and when I could see, I really liked what was infront of me ;) )

Would highly recommend to anyone looking for a WAM along scene. A sexy model, good mess and a nice pacing--what more could you want?

JadonHato 7 days ago
"From prim and proper to and broken mess"
Gigi's attempts to be all reserved and stoney faced throughout are adorable, making each time she breaks and laughs or smiles in response to being covered in the mess all the more enjoyable.

budgiewam 8 days ago
"Perfect if you like some unfair dynamics in your Wam."
Another great video from Jeremy. Both react off each over in a fun way whilst playing up the power dynamics perfectly. Rokky acts up to the unfairness in a submissive acceptance whilst April has that friendly teasing of someone who knows that secretly they are in control the whole time.

budgiewam 8 days ago
"Wet Clothes Make the Man"
Something different from our muddy friend this time. All dressed up and sporting a new moustache, he spends a little time mixing a shake for himself. Being naturally clumsy, he spills the pink shake all over his shirt. Trying to remove the stain, he steps into the shower fully-clothed, which results in a bit of wet mayhem and he slips and slides. Other than the shake, there's not any mess in this vid, but worth the price if you like your men in wet clothes.

TonyA 8 days ago
"Exciting hot honey messy playing"
it's amazing to see how the jug of honey and sexy boobs pour it all over and then suddenly cover it all over her hair and face! you can see how much this wonderful lady enjoys this messy playing with honey! this video is worth every penny!

FOAMSLAVE 10 days ago
"Thickiest but smoothest food to play with"
it's one of the best hair smearing videos ever. continue like that really you will be wammer of the day a lot with these kind of videos.

tarnia 10 days ago
"In love"
I love how unrecognizable you get! Oozing your primal mannerisms to take effect whilst taking pleasure into the next level, surrounded by the thick muddy embrace. My favourite content creator to date. Cannot wait to see more!

mangoes 11 days ago
"Would buy again."
If you can't tell from my name, this is clearly my thing. So of course I enjoyed it. 10/10, would buy again.

PickledPig 12 days ago
"Very muddy"
Those who have not felt their body covered in slime might think that Mel has gone a little wacko from her laughter here. There's a great joy in Mel's performances, which are clearly very enjoyable for her (and for the viewer). Watching her almost fall in in very tight trousers, and use her chest as floatation devices... it's best you just watch for yourselves. There's very little skin shown until the second video, after which she goes topless and does several head dunks.

A word of warning: the aspect ratio of the image does not match the aspect ratio of the file, so you may want to use Vlc's crop functionality if watching on a landscape monitor.

TheNewNo3 12 days ago
"The art becomes the artist"
It's the same as the first three volumes, but... Casey, the original "model" from part 1, does the honors this time. Her gentle voice makes the monologue sound mysterious.

As someone who is into women getting a lifecast, this video was great! This whole series has been great.

Highly recommend.

deadpool 15 days ago
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