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I call Feats of Strength next!
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I celebrate all the effing holidays just in case! Nice Elaine reset btw and yes, we also celebrate Festivus, which is tomorrow and will start with my annual airing of the grievances!
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I have seen the nipple on your SOUL!!!! Merry effing Christmas to you, too! Or do you celebrate Festivus? LOL!
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Congrats on WOTD! Waiter J! ... Oui Oui
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Love your new signature line! :-)
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Hey you! Where the heck have you been?
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Not nearly enough, Mrs. Bee!
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You weren't outspoken in 2011?:-)
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Cuz I loves that movie, too! :)
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H.I. from Raising Arizona - one of my all-time favorite movies. Why am I not surprised you would know that!?
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That's an interesting current thought; are you quoting Shakespeare or H.I. from Raising Arizona?:)
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